How does a fitness model turn on the light after sex? Answer: He/she opens the car door.

What does a fitness model say after sex? Answer: Thanks, guys!!

What is the difference between a fitness model and a vegetable? Answer: Let me think about this.......

A fitness model goes into a doctor's office for a physical wearing a headset and a walkman. The nurse shows her/him into a waiting area and instructs the model to undress. The doctor comes in, and the fitness model is nude except for the walkman. The doctor asks the model to remove the headphones for the exam. "But doctor, you don't understand, without these headphones, I'll just die". They go back and forth, until finally the doctor just grabs the headset, and pulls it off. The fitness model's face contorts in agony and he/she falls over dead. The doctor picks up the earphones and listens...."breath in...breath out...breath in....breath out......".

Why don't fitness models eat pickles? Answer: They keep getting their heads caught in the jar.

What do you get when you cross a fitness model and a gorilla? Answer: A stupid gorilla.

What is the difference between a fitness model and garbage? Answer: Garbage gets picked up.

How many fitness models does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him/her how great he/she looks while doing it.

Why do fitness models take cold showers? Answer: Hot water will steam up the mirrors.