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Author | Topic: when meeting a new lady | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 196 |
when you first meet a new lady for the first time, what is the first question they ask you? usually when i meet a new girl or lady or women; the first question 9 out of 10 is what do you do for a living, after introductions of course. has anybody else encountered this before? what is some of the first questions you guys get from a women when you just met them? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 19 |
Usually the first question I get goes something like this..."ok that will be 200 up front, and can I use your phone? I have to let the agency know I'm in" ![]() peace, ILLmatic ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 363 |
Dear Fist, when meeting a new lady you should try not to be yourself as much as you can, cuz you suck. make sure you lie about your job (begging) and where you live (cardboard boxes)... you're welcome. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 196 |
silvio you fucking little slut, i don't want your fucking opinion. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1270 |
The first thing they usually ask me is if I would please take my dick out of their ear. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2129 |
they usually ask why it's so dark in here...and i usually reply with "so you can't see what i'm about to do"... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1651 |
i shit you not dudes i had a a girl walk up to me in the gym tonite and say "you wanna do some cardio with me?" i couldnt help but laugh ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 367 |
Diver you should have replied with only if you do hack squats and dead lifts with me first ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 363 |
well did you do some cardio with her or not? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1331 |
They usually reply with something along the lines of "Could you watch where your squirting that thing." ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2016 |
DUDE, SHE MAY HAVE WANTED SOME VIGOROUS HORIZONTAL CARDIO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1651 |
we ended up bullshitting for like 30 minutes...i think im taking her out this weekend...for some cardio of course... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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