The three men were certainly relieved to hear this. The tribal leader then says, "I want each of you to go out into the island and pick 10 of any type of fruit. That is the first part of the test."

Well, the first guy finds an apple tree and picks ten apples, and promptly returns to the leader. The leader then says, "Now, for the second part of the test you must take each apple and shove them, one by one, up your ass without making any facial expressions." So, the guy takes the first apple and shoves it right up his ass without making a facial expression at all. Unfortunately, when he attempted to cram the second apple up his ass, he cried out in pain and the tribal leader slit his throat and killed him.

About that time the second guy comes up the path with 10 blueberries. The leader says, "Now for the second part of the test, you must take those blueberries and shove them, one by one, up your asshole without making any facial expressions." The second guy thought this would be easy enough, so without hesitation, he cramed the first one in. Then the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.....on the eigth one, he busted out laughing histerically, so the tribal leader chopped off his head.

The second guy met the first guy at the gates of heaven. The first guy says, "Man, what in the hell happened to you? You had it easy! You could have passed that test with ease!"