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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 12:46 PM

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I just don't get it...to merge is to enter into the flow of traffic...NOT to freakin stop it!!! I think every driving test should force people to merge on a major highway and if they screw it up...NO LICENSE...show me a politician who is lobbying for that and he's got my vote

Also whats the deal with people stoping to look at accidents? I mean especially when its goign in the opposit direction behinda a brick wall on the freeway??!!! Its not like you won't see it on the new this evening...come on...keep on truckin'...

P.S. Can you tell I had to drive to the bank at lunch?


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The Shadow

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posted November 14, 2000 01:19 PM

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All this talk of merging has made me feel all tingly all over...

I agree with you 100%. You should be at speed as you enter the merging lane.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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Thick dawg

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posted November 14, 2000 01:24 PM

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The most exciting thing that has happened to me while driving lately is I saw a tow truck towing another tow truck.

Shadow- I have to somewhat disagree with your signature. Lions don't always have to kill gazelles to eat. They can always just go up to a cheetah or hyena and take their kills. Cheetahs may be fast, but they sure are pussies.


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The Shadow

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posted November 14, 2000 01:32 PM

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Holy crap - Thick. LOL I do think perhaps you missed the point.

Shag - feel free to show me YOUR definition of merging.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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kat

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posted November 14, 2000 01:35 PM

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I thought she was talking about merging companies....goes to show where my mind is right now.


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The Shadow

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posted November 14, 2000 01:37 PM

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Kat - I'm right there with ya' doll.


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underguy77

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posted November 14, 2000 01:49 PM

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yeah i especially hate when I get stuck behind a semi and im trying to merge. them damn things go soooooooo slowwwwww!


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Rex37

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posted November 14, 2000 02:02 PM

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Shags we call the people who stop to look at accidents rubbernecks. I made the mistake of slowing down when I went to merge into traffic for the FIRST time when I started driving in traffic [begginers mistake]. Never made that mistake ever again and now I'm better than most of the other drivers out there.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 02:12 PM

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Rexxy...baby...being that you were a virgin...we can let that pass...however now with some experience I do hope you have learned dear...

Shadow...I got your definition right here sugar...pull your ride over and I'll show you


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WODIN

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posted November 14, 2000 02:18 PM

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I think people have trouble with the "erg" part of merg! I think they got that whole MMMM think down....

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 14, 2000 02:38 PM

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I disagree WOdin..I think its the silent e at the end that fucks people up


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The Shadow

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posted November 14, 2000 08:59 PM

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Oh my!! Agent Shagwell - I do believe my automatic has now become a stick-shift!!

How ARE you at shifting gears?? (Please tell me that you "pop the clutch")


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Rex37

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posted November 14, 2000 09:31 PM

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Shags I've definatly learned. Figured out that I wasn't supposed to slow down from 2 people. One the guy I almost hit when he beeped his horn and flipped me off; the other my pops who said "What the frig are you doing?!" when I made the move.

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