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 Nurse practitioner and my embarrassment
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Cool Novice 
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I scheduled a physical and the only person available was a nurse prctitioner who i never met before. So I took the appointment. I get there - she comes out to greet me and she is absolutly hot. I immediatly start thinking that if she examines me (turn your head and cough) something might pop up. Now i'm scared to death worrying about this. No the time comes and I'm worried as hell. I drop my pants and the thing looks like I got out of the Artic sea.. all srivled up..nuts crawling up inside me. I know she's thinking like what the hell is that. Oh well, I guess it was better than a New England throbber.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 276 |
Holy Shit, Where is this clinic? You can get examined by hot nurses? You are probably lucky that you didn't get any wood. She would probably have sued you for sexual harrassment. LOL ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1816 |
YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED A SMOOTH ASS LINE LIKE "I AM SORRY BUT I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE HAVING AN INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS WOMAN EXAMINING THAT PART OF ME UNLESS ITS AFTER A DATE" WELL, MAYBE AFTER A DATE PART WOULDNT BE SMOOTH, BUT.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 90 |
i saw a good porn that started that way...until the limp dick part that is. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1152 |
I usually just scream, "HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF TURTLING?? I'M TURTLING! IT'S COLD! I'M SCARED!" ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
Turtling! heheheh! never heard that before, but taht definatly what was going on. Thing looked like a prune! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1152 |
heh. Props to Seinfeld for that one.  ------------------ |
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