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 How Pathetic are you?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1273 |
Now that I don't have a girlfreind, I can't envision the possibility of me ever having sex again. I went to Orlando to party with some friends this weekend. Here's a fine example of my patheticness: A really good looking girl came up and started dancing next to me for about 10 minutes. Finally she starts talking to me because I pussied out and would'nt say anything. So I talked to her for about 5 minutes, then said she was going to get a drink and asked If I wanted one. "Nah", I said, "I'm still drinking one". She went and got a drink and came back. Then I told her I was going to use the restroom. When I came out she was gone. I'm not quite sure what was wrong with me. When I came to my senses, I felt like throwing myself in front of traffic. Anyone else ever put on such a display of blatant ignorance?    | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1600 |
I once had a godess of an Aerobic babe with absolutley PERFECT Breast throwing her self at me and I just fuckin blew it! So yeah I've been there. ------------------  | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2495 |
I pass it up everyday but thats just my disposition. Dont sweat it, I have been dissapointed many times with my lack of pursuance. Your time will come, if not just continue with the usual of peanut butter on your balls and your favorite stray dog. peace ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1862 |
CLUB CHICKS/PARTY GIRLS... I HAVE BLOWN IT COUNTLESS TIMES, BUT THATS OK CUZ I AM NOT BIG ON POINTLESS SEX... GOD, THAT ITSELF TELLS YOU HOW PATHETIC I AM!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3334 |
i do it all the time..but thats because i dont want Billys ass....again ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 536 |
TD my best friend is going through the same thing. you just need to get your sac back. after being in a relationship for a while and getting out of it, i'm always screwed up for a few months and forget how to pull. it'll come back to you soon enough and you will once again be getting llamas left and right. good luck. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 463 |
I pass up ass constantly! I never want to look like a slave to pussy, so i play i cool. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1180 |
I don't do well in a bar-type setting. I get to know chicks first, then an attraction forms. I'm not drop-dead gorgeous or smooth talking, so I don't make a huge first impression. I also have trouble with superficial small talk. But I have a steady gf, an insane ex-gf, an ex-wife, a good job, good friends, and a great son, so life is pretty damn good. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 536 |
your mom tucking you in at night does NOT count as turning down sex. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 879 |
At school 1 time this girl was kinda flirting with me and not only did I blow her off, I managed to get her so pissed that she went off on me in the middle of the classroom. I then proceeded to get into a yelling match with the teacher in front of the classroom and got a detention, but then he took it back. I'm not very smooth... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1248 |
Thick, your just off your game from having a GF. When you have a GF you don't care if you pick up some strange or not. Now that you don't have a GF you feel all paniced to hook up. Enjoy your time off. Once you get married your never going to have a break again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 99 |
I just am so out of it its ridiculous. I have not been without a girl for 5 years. This is the first time in forever. I have been without for 2 months now and Im gonna go nuts. Maybe I should see a shrink about my co dependecy issues, oh well, life has its ups and downs NIck | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 932 |
I pass it up all the time. Of course, I am very serious about the girl I am with and have been for 6 years, but sometime when you ignore them, it drives them wild. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1675 |
quote: Weapon...thats a vicious vicious lie...and I won't believe it... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
Thick Dawg do not succomb to pussy. it's is the enemy. i actually had to break things off with my President this weekend because she busting my balls. I Called her a filthy Cunt. so i don't think that she will be calling again. it doesn't matter! the moral of the story is that you have to make them want you. She'll be back if not move on! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1180 |
LOL, Shags! I actually do okay if there's an opportunity to get my booty movin'! I seem to have a remarkably movable pelvis that gets the girlies talkin.  And tho I'm not very big, they dig the tight buns and broad shoulders. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 920 |
OH hell yea, most recent case of the dumbass for me. I had to meet some friends at a club one night cuz I thought I was gonna be late for some reasone or another. we all had free passes to get is but they were only good till 9 pm. so they all went ahead and I told them id meet them there. well I get there just before 9, Im haul'n ass to try to get in this long freak'n line and this tall good look'n blond (alone) was just ahead of me, I thought about jump'n infront of her, but I didnt. well the pass was for 2 so when we got to the front I told her to put her cash away and she says "thanx, can I buy you a drink" I said "no thats not neccessary", think it was cuz I got her in free. well, I was walk'n around look'n for my friends and I ran into her again (shes still alone), and she said the offer for the drink still stood, but I was so pissed cuz I couldnt find my friends I was "duh, oh no thanx". well needless to say my buddies wanted to kick my ass for that one. Think'n back on it, that door was wide fuk'n open, and I was to stupid to walk thru it. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 442 |
You are the dumbest man alive gilbyag. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
This phenomenon is known as "Negative Mojo." To overcome negative mojo, you must follow these steps when a babe is throwing herself at you: 1) count to ten and smile vacantly while nodding slightly. DO NOT attempt to speak. If you do so something lame and pussy will come out. 2) Use this time to initiate the mind-gonad connection. Repeat "Have tool, will use, have tool, will use." DO NOT say this out loud, just think it. 3) Repeat last sentence chick said, and nod yes (Avoid speaking these words to the woman's cleavage. While tits are sensitive to touch, they cannot hear very well). 4) Ask chick lots of questions about herself. This will prevent you from talking about yourself (probably to her tits) and coming off as a conceited snot. While she is talking you can make subtle assessment of her assetts, and calculate how much you are willing to drop on drinks. |
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posted November 13, 2000 09:30 AM
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