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 Ridiculous RIGHT?
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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I was working last night... and there was nobody left in the gym so i decided to workout a bit, then these two guys came and inturupted me, but it's fine since one of them is my good friend and co-worker, but the other guy... well i'll let you judge for yourself. See if pulls me out of preacher curls and tells me to stop because they're not worth shit. So i stop and listen to the flow of idiocy that was about to follow: what you gotta do to put on good muscle mass is eat everything you see. Eat 6 or 7 meals a day, and snack in between meals. Eat as much junk food as you can, eat as much grease as you can (up till here i was almost agreeing, so i say why grease?) he then says yeah have you ever seen grease laying around? it hardens... this is the kind of fuel you want to give to your muscles not only to gain mass, but to harden. (at this point i'm trying not to laugh) Then he starts telling me about training. He does 2 excercises per body part per day, 8 sets in all... and he claims to be as big as my friend (which is lean and he is fat) ... he was like you see some ppl come to the gym and do all these excercises and get a great pump, but that pump goes away, and they're left with nothing, I force my muscles both ways, so i open them both ways and that's why i'm getting bigger. (at this point i'm like okay lemme correct this guy) so i say: no, that great pump they get is effective because the more blood they have rushing through a muscle group, the more nutrients are being fed to the muscles... THEN he tells me, that's bullshit, don't listen to that crap you don't know enough about training yet. so from that point i let him give me all his pointers about whatever it is he said, then i took it all in my brains pushed it down my throat, all the way down my stomach... and shot it out of my ass! please someone flame that guy, just to make me feel better! ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 330 |
HAHA, THAT IS SOO FUNNY!! THE GREASE IS THE FUNNIEST PART..ARE YOU BIG YOURSELF?? I WANA KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING WHEN HE WAS TALKIG TO SOMEONE BIGGER THEN THEM.AHAHAA PEACE ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 72 |
ok this guy is a dumbass as far as preachers being worthless just ask larry scott | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
I know a couple people like that. Think they know erevything and they really dont know shit listening to there crap is almost fucking impossable. I had a friend tell me once he was thinking about getting steroids that" GET THIS" would put 40 pounds on him over night WTF! It was all I could do not to bitch smack the stupidy out of him. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2479 |
Most preachers I know are good moral people except for the occasional Jimmy Swaggart and prostitute episodes but all in all I like preachers. You know what, havoc's a dork. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
Whenever that happens, just take off your shirt and say "wow, I don't know anything about lifting and look like this...since you know everything, you're twice as big, right?" They will mumble crap about their "hardgainer" genetics and an injury or something and then wander off. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
YEAH DUDE I TOTALLY HATE GUYS LIKE THIS. I CURRENTLY HAVE ONE OF THOSE GUYS BUGGING THE HELL OUT OF ME AT THE GYM. HE'S A REAL NICE GUY, BUILT PRETTY WELL, BUT I WAS DOING PREACHER CURLS, JUST LIKE YOU. HE COMES OVER THERE AND BASICALLY MAKES ME DO FORCED NEGATIVES WITH HIM AND HIS PARTNER. THAT MADE ME MAD BUT I DID GET A GOOD BURN. ONE DAY I WAS DOING CALF RAISES WITH A REAL LIGHT WEIGHT SO I COULD GET THEM BURNING AND HE COMES OVER THERE AFTER GETTING A DRINK OF WATER AND PUTS HIS HAND ON THE STACK OF WEIGHT FOR LIKE A REP OR SO. THAT STUFF MAKES ME SO MAD. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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you know im right..lard builds muscle ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1571 |
Just do your thing and compare results! ------------------ |
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posted November 12, 2000 06:53 PM
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