THE PRESIDENTTIAL SURVIVOR SERIES!!!!

Each Party in the country will send four representatives to a small island. By this I mean Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Reformers, Green Party,etc... I like Acension island because it basically looks like the moon and it would be very difficult indeed to survive this climate.

We then divide them up into two camps and we start a series of challanges that will determine the next president of the United states!

The Advantages:

1. This ensures a president who is somewhat physically fit and able to formulate a group consensous. Plus if the eventual winner is fat, then they will lose all kinds of weight before taking office, becuase look at how much weight big old Richard lost on the first survivor!

2. VERY ENTERTAINING....I know I would love to see Newt Gingrich's Fat ass or Bill Clinton, out there trying to haul a tiki raft through the water to meet a challange!

3. Good for the economy! Because most of our politicians focuse would be on ways to "change" the survivor challange formats to favor their parties and this would lead to Washington just leaving us the hell alone. And this is what 95% of us want anyway.

4. Makes as much, if not more, common sense than our current system of selecting the leader of the free world.

5. This would eliminate the need for people like James Carvele and Marli Matlin, both make me want to puke!

6. We will already know a great deal about our winning leader before they take office so we could have tons of debates over issues like:

Should the pres get rid of that new nipple ring?

A Girl won? Oh my God, men suck, G.I Jane is in da White House!

7. Finally the post around here will become more insteresting. Right now most of your political bombastics, "From both sides", are juvinal and boring!

The Disadvantage:

Voting would be eliminated and from what I can tell most people are too damn stupid to make an intelligent choice anyway.