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Freak Posts: 1675 |
Oh well just got home from another shitty date.....it was actually not bad till the end.....what a waste of precious sleep hours...and I gotta work tommorow or today at 7:30am...damn damn damn | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 395 |
Well Agent Shagwell..If you ever make up to Illinois...We may have to have a secret meeting..perhaps at my opera house...for a nice dinner..and some casual but humorous conversation...please don't read my post on the Brittney/Christina thread... LOL ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 265 |
How was it bad Ms Shagwell? Was he a lousy lay? Bad breath? Couldnt get rid of him? | ||
Guru Posts: 2072 |
did he keeping trying to put his infected hate sausage on your forehead, chicks hate it when i go buck wild like that... ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 59 |
shut the fuck up no one cares | ||
Guru Posts: 2072 |
take your own advice, you tunnel of gay love... or are you having some sort of flashback to the time when your one-legged grandfather molested you on easter morning... | ||
Freak Posts: 1841 |
hahahahhahahaha | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1051 |
get 'em Sweet Calves | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 237 |
WAS IT FAT BASTARD? ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1675 |
Beside the fact that the boy never shut the fuck up about himself....the night wasn't bad till the end...went to a club his friend owns in Ft.Lauderdale "Sutra" ..it was cool...Indian style with house music dj and bongo drums...very cool deco and atmosphere, mellow...but at the end of the date the ass didn't accept my " no sorry you can't come back to my house"...and actually said "why you have to act like a bitch"...so I told him such sweet talk will only get him so far and then tried to convince him to leave for like 30 minutes as he apoligized, told me how attracted he was to me repeateively while staring at my chest, saying how he didn't expect anything but just wanted to "chill" with me and he almost started to cry.....I wasted good sleeping hours on him special bill!!!! Guess I have to sum it up as a "new experience"...you hear of people having really bad dates but I never thought It would happen to me......and he's called a couple times today leaving apology messages and asking me to call him....god help boys today [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited November 12, 2000).] [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited November 12, 2000).] | ||
Freak Posts: 1675 |
on second thought...fuck the boys...god help me find a real man ANyhow...I digress.... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1162 |
What a sorry bastard he sounds like. Sit on my lap, little Shagger, and allow me to lick the salty tears from your cheek. You don't need that kind of shit, my perky little puppy. ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1675 |
Weapon X.....ahh thanks my little semi automatic Not to worry, my little pistol, I don't put up with shit | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1271 |
You almost brought him to tears, eh. Just for future references, is it a turn off for a guy to start crying on a date? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 276 |
How many guys have you shagged at the tender age of 23? ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 429 |
CRYING ON A DATE? WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS? I DONT KNOW IF ITS A SOUTHERN THING OR WHAT BUT I SURE AS HELL DONT CRY ON DATES. ITS OK TO SHOW AFFECTION BUT DAMN FELLAS...ZEUS13 | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 932 |
what did you expect from the lame ass crop of Ft. Lauderdale boys. And shit the ones from Miami is totally plastic and artificial. | ||
Freak Posts: 1841 |
SHAGS... THAT IS FUCKING GREAT!!! BUT NOW I AM THINKING I WANT TO SEE A PIC OF YOU IF YOU WERE ABLE TO BRING A MAN TO TEARS JUST BY NOT LETTING HIM GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE... BRING THE BOARD TO TEARS, POST A PIC... YOU AND TD WORK TOGETHER RIGHT? WELL, TD IS HAVING A HARD TIME HOOKING UP, AND HE IS A DECENT GUY (EH, HES FUCKED UP A BIT BUT STILL) AND YOU ARE LOOKING, SO WHY NOT HOOKING UP WITH HIM??? HMMMMMMM??????? TD, CANT YOU HEAR HER BEGGING FOR SOME PROPER ACTION? MAN, IT JUST OOZES FROM HER... AND IF ALL GOES WELL, YOU COULD BE EAZING INTO HER... | ||
Guru Posts: 3993 |
Aaah, shags, too bad about the date. I would be a much better date. We would never talk politics or religion. Hey, don't get your hopes up, I don't think we are ever gonna see a picture of the infamous shags. But then again, stranger things have happened. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 920 |
gee, I actually think that is really to bad. sorry to hear that... wtf, never thought Id be nice to shag. must be the weather here. hehehe | ||
Freak Posts: 1675 |
Golly Gee boys...thanks for all the nicenesses...it wasn't that bad....I was inconsulable for like...hummmm...nope I wasn't inconsulable.... it was kinda funny because the boy actually was arguring with me about my decision..like "no" was under disscusion.....then he said the bitch part and I started to laugh....usually thats the quickest way to get me in the sack....anyhow then he realized I was kinda displeased and he had fucked up and wouldn't leave for like 30 minutes as he apologized and apoligized...he didn't start to cry but I thought that was comming his incesant whinning was annoying I'm the kind of person who loves things that are dirrent or out of the ordinary from what I've experienced in teh past...so I kinda found the whole evening quite humorus, and different. 2 Lessons for the Guys: | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 533 |
lol @ Thick Dawg where did you meet this tool? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1112 |
Agent S - I hear ya gf...I once had to bodily push a guy from my car (no it wasn't moving) because he wouldn't shut up about trying to get me to come in. And he calls you a bitch on top of it? Sounds like a winner to me. |
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