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JohnnyO

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posted November 10, 2000 10:57 AM

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Flight Attendant

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously swishy gay flight attendant who was just enjoying himself.

He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers "Captian Marvy has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, you lovely people you, so if could just put up your trays that would just be super!"

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm a Queen, so I out-rank you. So put your tray up now... Bitch!"


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Mikey

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posted November 10, 2000 10:59 AM

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LMAO Good one


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WODIN

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posted November 10, 2000 11:11 AM

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I bet you talk like that to all the boys....

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JohnnyO

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posted November 10, 2000 11:16 AM

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Oh you big brute Wodin.. don't ya think it would be FAB if I conversed that way! It would just be SUPER!


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WODIN

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posted November 10, 2000 11:24 AM

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Damn! I can't help from laughing! I got big Gay AL in my head and he won't leave!

Damn South Park!

I'm JUST SUPER! THANKX FOR ASKING!!!

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JohnnyO

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posted November 10, 2000 11:26 AM

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Hehehe.. I'm going to work on a web filter in which you enter the URL and it changes all the words into Big Gay Al dialect.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 10, 2000 11:27 AM

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JohnnyO...your such a qt honey YOur supper dupper in my little black book. I listened to "Its Raining Men" this morning on the radio....I thought of you


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havoc

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posted November 10, 2000 11:38 AM

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Trazy poo- that was great.

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Gilbyag

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posted November 10, 2000 11:57 AM

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LMAO!!!!
Ive gotta remember that one.


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Laserdude

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posted November 10, 2000 02:00 PM

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Jonny O, I thought it was great.


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