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 Tell everybody about your first masturbation to orgasm experience...
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I'll start of course. I was just a few months shy of turning 14, you know at that age, it stays harder more often than soft. I was in the shower, water running and I was laying on my side, trying to remember how an older friend of mine did this "trick" about 5 years prior. I became an addict ever since. Next...     | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2479 |
Was 19 and in my car. From there on I was all about "Straight Jacking". ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 57 |
I was just watching a porno for the first time, and got some pre jizzz. From there I just whacked it like there was no tomorrow. What a sick post.... and I answered it. Geeesh! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
I started to hump the pillows at my relative's house. I was 6........ ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1042 |
I was in 6th grade. been doing it ever since. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1332 |
6 OR 7 YEARS AGE.USED A VIBRATING MASSAGER AND PUT IT ON MY LOVE ROCKET.I WOULD SPIT OUT BLANKS.I REMEMBER THE MOVIE IN THE CROWD BEING ON THE FIRST TIME I DID IT. ------------------
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Guru
Posts: 2479 |
Steel Beast, you did this when you were 6. Did it feel satisfying since blanks were shot? Never heard of that shit at such a young age. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1781 |
I stumbled on this when I was 8, from rubbing it against a pipe on the desk at school. You know that pipe that goes from the seat to hold up the desk. Figures it was pipe that did it. It was satisfying shooting blanks, I was horrified when something did come out when I was 11. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1332 |
HAHAH SHOOTING BLANKS WAS FUN.....DAMN THAT WAS ALONG TIME AGO. ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1332 |
FEELS THE SAME EXCEPT NOTHING CAME OUT. ------------------
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Guru
Posts: 2479 |
Thats crazy bro, never shot a blank, I have a full clip of love mayo. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1791 |
damn, i want to shoot a blank!!! i think i didnt do that shit till 9th grade... i feel robbed... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1122 |
Johnny O, a pipe? A cold hard pipe? If you could get off on one of those you must of been some kind of horn dog bro! I shot a blank when i was nine yrs old. I was having a "dry dream" about Barbara Eden, yeah, a real "I Dream of Jeannie." I remember being so upset that it was just a dream that I began to cry later on that day. Weird. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1122 |
c'mon ladies, chime in... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
You filthy perverts. I have a good mind to whack you all across the head with my vasoline bottle... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 522 |
i punched it for the first time back when i was like 14 i think. i was lying on my bed messing around with my dick because i was bored, i honestly had no idea how to jack off...not like it's a damn science or anything but i didn't know what i was doing. i blew my load and it freaked me out and i thought i broke it, but then i remembered how good it felt and i have been jacking my shit ever since. long live my cock and balls. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1566 |
God you guys were late, I was bobbin the nobbin at seven on! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 402 |
Wooooo! I remember so clearly! I was 13 yrs. old in 8th grade. I was at home on the kitchen table doing a research paper and playing with my love club. Well, everyone at that age was always talking about vaseline so I was like what the hell? I got some went to my room and preceded to stroke until I shot out some clear shit. I was like WTF is that?! I eventually figured it out and have been a chronic masterbator ever since. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2072 |
fourth grade, an electric back massager...shootin blanks for the next three years baby...i was like whoah.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 503 |
ha ha ha! forgot about the blanks -- funny shit! Fuck, I don't even remember how old (or rather, young) I was... Lost my virginity at 14 and it was well before that... Damn Havoc, you waited till 19? I think I would have exploded by then... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 904 |
I have shot blanks before, even recently. Sometimes if I have more than 4 straight orgasms, I go through the sensations, but nothing "cums" out. I call it the dry heaves. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1122 |
Damn Havoc, i would have died of a chronic case of the blue balls if I waited till 19. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2479 |
Just wasnt in to the jack off thing, never appealed to me even when girls would attempt it but that one night in my car was a memorable one, I was like "OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 679 |
i was flipping through an erotic art book that my dad had. it was from an exhibit in a museum in sweden. i was jacking off standing up with the book on a desk and i remember that when i came i got so lightheaded i almost fell down. it felt incredible. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 436 |
12 years old, used a sock in bed, freaked out when shot load out and ran to the bathroom to see what it was but felt so good I didnt give a fuk. The next best was when I was in marine boot camp and had to wait for 3 months almost, then shot a load that put peter north to shame. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1698 |
THE FISH TANK. At about 11 or 12 got a hard stuck my hand in the tank and got it wet, it was getting raw, because the water was not slick enough, so I snatched a couple of black molly's and a guppy out and squeeze them until the popped and then use the guts and fish oil and continued my job. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 343 |
!!!!!!!!! Johnny O. we have bonded!!!!!! I know the pipe you are describing, very well... hahahaha, 5th grade. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 75 |
Masterbating will make you blind and will be the cause of the hair that will grow on your palms. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1781 |
I remember you were "cooler" if you sat with your legs spread with one leg on one side of the pipe, and your other leg on the other, instead of having both legs under the desk. And my math grades when from A's to F's after discovering the joys of the desk. Valdez Cool... I'm glad I wasn't the only one! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 643 |
I have REALLY hairy palms. it feels better now. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1021 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 137 |
OK, this may not be the coolest thing to admit, but what the fuck. I got you guys beat in the age dept. Started when I was 4 when my dad was watching a porno with a friend of his (no, they're not gay). I knew I wasn't supposed to be watching, but I peeked through the door to the basement and could still see the tv screen. I saw some chick play with a guy's dick, and they seemed to enjoy it, so I just stood there imitating what I saw (playing with my bite-size kid cock), all the while peeking at my pop's porn. I was addicted and shooting blanks until about 12, when I was jerking off to a JC Penney's catalog women's underwear section. Gooey stuff, man. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 835 |
I jerked off since I was most likely around 6 or 7 years old, maybe younger. I can remember getting off and nothing came out. Then when I was like 12 or so jizz came out. I have told chicks that I have jacked off since I was a little kid and they thought I was a fucking sexual deviant or something. I think they're right and I wouldnt have it any other way. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 145 |
Well I started around 12 and found the magic in the act when I was 13. I was in a bathroom with my older brother's playboy and it finally happened. Boy was I happy! Now for you women out there, how do you think guys first got their nut? Almost always the guy HAS to do this unless he has a very sympthetic girl friend or a older woman to show him the ropes. I mean when your a young stud, a hard on can really hurt [This message has been edited by Laserdude (edited November 11, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
Well, I was 11, I found my dads porno tapes. Watched them and saw the guy pumping the blonde then taking it out and jacking the rest of it off. The next day I just started jacking it in my room for about 15 minutes then finally jizz!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
i was in the sixth grade. i had one of those full bodylength pillows. back then my hand wasn't satisfactory. i cut a hole in it pulled it up to me and humped the hell out of it for about 4 minutes then shot a hell of a load out all ovr it and myself. i wasn't suprised the next morning that the spooge wouldn't wash off. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 279 |
I don't masturbate... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 998 |
HOOCH---YEAH RIGHT!!! I first flogged my little dolphin when I was in 7th grade, in the bathroom to a SPORT magazine swimsuit issue...after a while though, I'd come home from football practice, plop down on the recliner, have a little snack, and slap the salami just about every single day!! I think the coolest thing was when I found out my girlfriend really didn't care--actually kind of liked it, hehehe!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1144 |
When I was 13, I slept on the couch in the living room. I had been looking at porn for about 6 years by this point, but hadn't stroked it yet. Well, I was laying on the couch and dry humping my pillow while I thought about doing an older neighbor woman. Suddenly it felt as though my whole pelvis was on fire. I got really scared, then climaxed like Mt. St. Helens. It freaked me out and I did it daily, sometimes 3 -4 times per day since. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 293 |
Well, I've been strokin it since the well was dry too. One day i was swimming at my grandparents house and went to change afterwards. I decided try this thing that I had heard about. So I proceded to rub out my first O while sitting on the toilet. After maybe ten minutes (this whole time not feeling a thing) all of the sudden my legs stuck straight out like DOING! If I was taller, I would have kicked the door. It freaked me out. I think I was about 12. Been hooked ever since. T Bone [This message has been edited by T Bone (edited November 12, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 735 |
12 watching the sunday ntie sex show,for non canadians its a show with a old lady who tells u sex tips she described how to do it so i tried it not thinking of her but of a hottie from school now im a jerkoff madman ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1042 |
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANNA HEAR SOME LADY'S RESPONSES. BLACKY, BM, AND THE REST OF YOU.... |
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posted November 10, 2000 06:46 AM
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