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 Impersonations
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Here's a few impersonations of some characters on here... Special Bill- "I can eat a dead possum while simultaneously fucking a fat girl..." Agent Shagwell- "Hey sugar, my Dolphins will beat your Lakers anyday my little whipper snapper, yeah Baby." Captain Insano- "Have any of you ever fucked a bitch while she was dangling naked from a chandelier?" Havoc- "You have a hangnail? Just smoke some weed and keep your faith. Peace" JohnnyO- "Was he naked????"    | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1736 |
Huh! I've never asked if anyone was naked!   | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 178 |
Right on the money!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
-i'm your momma- ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
STEAL BEAST- "YOUR INEPTITUDE IS DO TO YOUR COHERENT DECISION TO PURSUE SUB-MEDIOCRITY" | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1622 |
Correction:...when using "my little....yadda yadda" in a phase one must not use "yeah baby"...that would just be too much baby  | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1205 |
Brotah TD - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Chesty- "Shagwell would'nt give me her number. Does anyone know how to tie a noose?" | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1662 |
Thick dawg: Damn that Emu is looking like a llama. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Checkmate- "My girl would'nt give me head, so I told her to fuck off. And fuck you too. Did I mention kiss my ass." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1662 |
You don't like Emu meat? May you got to try it. Oh, and I am not giving you a rim job so quit asking. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
still laughing too hard to make a coherent statement...i liked steel beast's the best... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
Do me you pussies. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3028 |
Special Bill "A TANNING BED?? What are you crazy, and ruin this milk-white look I got goin on.. hell nah POWDER RULES!" SLopain | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
frackal- ill post my pics when i think they are good enough, which will be never, cause i do dips in the highschool bathroom between classes"
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
Bwaaahahahh!!! I'm just waiting for someone to catch me...I'll probably have to kill them. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3028 |
lol @ SB, purple reign! ahah | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 423 |
Frackal: "YOu see theres this hot chick I met in school, but the problem is shes a freshman and Im a senior, oh and she keeps talking about other guys and she is a little plump, but still nice curves. Anyway she said she was gonna call last night and she didnt, so should I call her back or should I wait to call her, if so how long should I wait, damn man this is killing me, why are girls so damn confusing. I HATE GIRLS AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3028 |
E2: "This is the stupidest post I have ever seen" Shagwell: damn I hate those f'n smileys and shag talk. Slopain | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
lol at slopey E2: you got a hang nail? try a gram of test... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1312 |
ok here I go doing the mods: E2: You guys are acting like morons (then procedes to lock the thread) E2E2E2: I busted a nutt on my girlfriends soup. Mr H : I love 2 pac and I have a poster of Malcom X in my room. bikinimom: brotha Rock, could you built me a web site? Ranger: Wooah I love PGF2A, I put some on my dick with DMSO no growth so far But a wicked rash, maybe I shoud try injectin in the urethra, I'll write you a report George. WCP: I love dogs, I hate dog beaters, I kick a dog beaters ass, if I saw a perso and their dog drowing I would save the dog, Fuck I have to stop my cycle I'm sick again. WarLobo: The Alpha female gave me an Injection this morning it is still sore. Biz: coming thru. Bigppapun:... 2thick: Deca is king and test is merely it's jester, I come from Albania and I have a vast knowledge of socio economical world issues. PS: Macro sucks Mattskywalker: Bush or Gore ? Bush or Gore? JonnyO: Was he naked?? quenepo: Hola hermanos hispanos yo soy el moderator de elite y tu me puedes preguntar lo que quieras ai que mandame un e-mail cuando tengas una pregunta. Genome: Hola quate, tu que rifas Puto, west side Homes, qual es tu pinche de pedo huey, the doy verga puto, los locos for life homes. MacrophageAlpha69: AR up regulation is brought about by abundance of non-bound Steroidal hormones althought not proven scientificaly it has been proven time and time again in real world results, In a study dome by the Harvart University, Androgen Receptor upregulation was proven in vitro, My belive is that a higher ng/dl ration of non bount 17aa hormonoes at the beging of the cycle is key in upregulating Androge Recetors. PS: 2thick sucks Ok another E2: Double the Test and Clomid every other day. [This message has been edited by BIG RICK ROCK (edited November 08, 2000).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1662 |
Decibel: One of my girlfriends came over and me and a buddy put our pricks in her mouth at the same time. I really enjoyed it. Anybody got a cam corder? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
LOL@BRR.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1035 |
Pizza Man- Who is serious about a swinger party this weekend.
------------------ Bros before Hos SIG EP 4 LIFE! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1205 |
OO I got one, brotha BIG RICK ROCK - NOW LISTEN ALL YOU WHINY LITTLE MOTHAPHUCKERS! I AM ONE BAD-ASS MOTHAPHUCKIN ARMADILLO-LOVIN CAN'T-FIT-THROUGH-THE-DO-NO-MO LADYKILLIN PAPI CHULLO AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET THE PHUCK OUT! tee-hee ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1736 |
armadillo-lovin? poor little creatures. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1312 |
LOL@bikinimom. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1410 |
BRR - buca buca buca | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1312 |
Slickassbiatch: yeah yo, I an't givin it up to no wigga, I'm celebate till i get papi chulo in my life, yeah kid Rotten and havoc them is My dogs kid!! I be kicking that gansta shit, event though I sound more like a hick in real life. and: Fuck you TD Fuck all you bitches. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1736 |
you sound so much like a hick you should change your name to "hick rick rock". | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1312 |
jonnyO, wigga Please! i don't sound like no damn Hick, you must be out yo damn mind. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
im the type of wigga that's built to last fuck with me and i'll complain bitterly about it behind your back... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1736 |
not only is special_bill cuter than me, but now he has more stars... is there no god? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1312 |
yeah what the fuck??? how he get more stars than me?? well I guess I'm just a lonely public servant. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
MR Muscle- "It's 6 am her'e in Norway. I havent gotten laid in 21 years but I kan't wait to go to the jym and do legs in me new Otomix sneakers." Frackal- "I've got this fine ass chick from my class lying naked, spread eagle on my bed. What should I do?" Sailor Girl- "In case anyone wants to fuck me, I'm only 17. Do you feel lucky?" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2400 |
Funny Shit, LOL ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1622 |
quote: Slopain...thats just too many baby's ...baby | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Wodin- "LOL @ Special Bill, LMAO @ Slopain, LOL @ HAvoc, Damn that was funny Big Rick, LOL @ Madbomber...." Slopain- "Slopain just got some new cologne to improve his pimpin potential." Big Rick Rock- "{insert picture of possum here}" STEAL BEAST- "Check out my pic: {insert picture of Caddy here}" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3028 |
lol @ thicky! hers one I hope he doesnt get sensitive and leave :Thick: Yall a bunch of panty sniffin pussys, if youd quit fucken ya mamas and suckin ya papis dicks maybe youd have a chance at throwing a decent insult my way!!! Board: Thick Dog=Shagwell Thick: --------- Newbies: HEY MAN WTF 2Thick aint answerin my fuckin emails wheres my fuckin pins? Im going to post this everyday until he gets me my darts, fucken scammer got me for $30 big ones. --------- Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Slopain on the Anabolic Board- "You have gyno really bad and need some help? See the search button, learn how to use it." "You want my opinion on stacking GH with test? See the search button, learn how to use it." | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3028 |
lol! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Special Bill- "What do we do for fun in Alabama? Go to Atlanta, do enough drugs to kill an elephant, grab hooker's asses, and kick some bums..." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1510 |
Ala Cartman... Sweet! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3322 |
Thick Dawg: im just one blow job away from being a virgin...somebody give me a hand Thick DOg: my dick is so big they use it to skip rope in china ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock [This message has been edited by MrMuscle (edited November 09, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 878 |
smallboy - "Big Ric Rock, you are the laziest fattest ass on the board. Nobody likes you why don't you do some work? Everyone laugh at Big Tic Tock" (whatever happened to his hateful ass anyhow?) 2skinny - "I finished my first cycle and gained 50 pounds..." 1911 - "Fucking liar, in another thread you said you had been hardcore juicing for two years....." Magic Storm - "Yes, I am Theron. Why am I banned? I am 28 years old. Do you think we will have cars that fly in the future? Is everyone excited over StarsWars Episode 2 being produced yet?" Luvs2Juice - "I have been sleeping mad amounts, I woke up long enough to try to open my sust with a wrench......." "My last source was a cop who got busted himself." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1410 |
LMMFAO | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2014 |
thick dawg: yeah, yeah, but have you ever videotaped yourself (insert sexually explicit verb) an (insert random farm animal)...because the look on the (insert random farm animal) face when you (insert sexually verb) up their (insert facial bodypart) is priceless... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
Rotten- "No, my mom's not a whore, your mom's a whore." |
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posted November 08, 2000 04:47 PM
Im leaving...
AACK!!!