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 MY BIG SECRET, THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I DEAL WITH OR EVER HAVE........ HAVE FUN
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| Author | Topic: MY BIG SECRET, THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I DEAL WITH OR EVER HAVE........ HAVE FUN | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1688 |
I WAS BORN WITH ONE NUT!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCK AROUND WITH CHICKS WHEN YOU HAVE ONLY ONE NUT? I MEAN, YOU REALLY HAVE TO CARE ABOUT THE GIRL (OR LIVE FAR AWAY) OR ELSE YOU RISK EVERYONE KNOWING... IMAGINE GROWING UP WITH THAT WORRY. I DIDNT DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL AT ALL, PEOPLE HAD NO IDEA WHY, I DID. I SWEAR, I WOULD NEVER WISH THAT UPON ANYONE. ONLY ONE GUY KNOWS THIS (WAS GONNA BE MY BROTHER), AND THATS IT... (DONT GO THERE!!!)
THIS SHOULD GET US AWAY FROM THE ELECTIION FOR A LITTLE WHILE.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 335 |
I dont know whether to laugh or cry. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
LAUGH, I AM...
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1214 |
My condolences. You will never be able to experience the extremely emotional sensation of watching your left nut dangle slightly below your right one... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 854 |
I know someone with only one nut, it has not affected his performance or wad size at all. He could have gotten the artificial one too but he just said that just didn't feel right to him. But having your nut twisted? Damn I winced at that one. Remember that post about the soccer player who got kicked in the balls so hard that he passed out? And the team doctors came out on the field and pulled his shorts down, grabbed his nut sack, squeezed it until the testicles popped up over the fist and took a syringe and injected something into each nut? And the guy came to shortly after wards and continued playing? Damn! | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2372 |
Holy shit, I have laughed and felt remorse during my initial reading of this. I would get an implant thats like 5 times the regular size, it would look illmatic. Its cool bro, I have a secret as well- I have only one eye, its right by me ear, I can literally hear myself crying and I can see myself hearing, crazy combo like hot dogs with cool whip. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 21 |
Bro, don't sweat it. You only need 1. Know a bro who had to have 1 removed and he still gets all the chicks. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
OH MY GOD!!!
IMAGINE HOW SHITTY IT IS FOR A 7TH GRADER TO HAVE HIS MOM ASKING ABOUT HIS NUT (S). MOM, GET TEH FUCK OUT AND TALK TO THE DOCTOR!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1253 |
JOHNNY ONENUT ------------------
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
GOD, I CANT IMAGINE THE LAUGHTER WHEN INITIALLY READING THIS... NOW I AM FINE WITH IT, FUCK, ITS BEEN 27 YEARS!!! BUT IN HIGH SCHOOL, NO FUCKIN WAY WAS THAT GONNA GET OUT... "WHATS THAT?, YOU WANT TO SUCK MY WHAT? UM, NO THANKS" YA, NOT NO MORE... BITCH, ON YOUR KNEES. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1494 |
Damn bro that is a funny story about you and DJane. Sorry your lil compadre is flying solo. I had a vice-princ. In JR. High that had class balls, they would clank a little when he walked up steps. If he ran it was like a clacker... wack wack wack ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
I WILL KNOCK THIS TO THE TOP SO THE CHICK CAN SEE I CAME CLEAN | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1604 |
Is your name Bobby?..In High School there was this hottie who also had to bear your similar aflictment...we called him "one Ball Bobby"...he never had a problem with the chicas...he was a hot E  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 398 |
My heart goes out to you! You will never experience the feeling of two fat nuts pounding on the back of a bitches ass.....oh that wonderful sound. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
ONE MAKES A DECENT SOUND... AND IT DOESNT GET IN THE WAY...IF THEY EVER DO, CUZ HOW DO I KNOW??? THINK OF THIS, WHEN I GET BLASTED IN THE NUTS I ONLY GET ONE HIT, SO HALF THE PAIN!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
can't believe you told!! when you first told me i thought you were going to say you has some disease like leprosy or AIDS. not fuckin funny!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1688 |
GOD THAT WAS FUNNY... "SWEETIE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU" DEAD SILENCE AND STILLNESS, EXCEPT MY BODY CONVULGING AND MY LAUGHING AT HER... CLASSIC |
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posted November 08, 2000 10:26 AM
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