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Jae

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posted November 07, 2000 02:38 PM

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I like the one about the little dog and the microwave.

And the one about the hairless Mexican dog a couple brought back as a gift for their son that turned out to be a rabies infected rat.


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jdismukes

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posted November 07, 2000 03:05 PM

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Mine is the one about the aids infected needles being taped under gas pumps so that they stick ya.


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Jae

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posted November 07, 2000 03:18 PM

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no dude you got it wrong, it was in movie theater seats.

What about the kidney harvest for black market organs.?


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BigTruck

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posted November 07, 2000 03:28 PM

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Not my favorite, but the only one that comes to mind off-hand:

The one about the lady with the beehive hairdo and the spiders hatching...


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted November 07, 2000 03:32 PM

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THE TANNING BED WHERE THE GIRL FRIES HER INSIDES FOR STAYING IN TOO LONG.ITS SAD THAT PEOPLE I KNOW ACTUALLY BELIVE THIS.

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Thick dawg

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posted November 07, 2000 03:33 PM

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That you can get AIDS from an infected chick giving you head. Actually, is that true?


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Inquest

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posted November 07, 2000 03:34 PM

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My favortie one is the one about where the guy is in the back seat and is about to kill you. I scare the shit out of myself with that one.

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BigTruck

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posted November 07, 2000 03:39 PM

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Not my favorite, but the only one that comes to mind off-hand:

The one about the lady with the beehive hairdo and the spiders hatching...


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supersizeme

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posted November 07, 2000 03:55 PM

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How about that one that was posted a little while ago where the chick masturbates by sticking a live lobster's tail up in her cookie and then she burns the lobster with a lighter so he flips around and she gets off. Then she wakes up the next morning and has a horrible pain in her cooch like she's about to give birth and a whole load of churning lobster offspring come shooting out of her.
Nasty.

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kat

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posted November 07, 2000 03:57 PM

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I heard one similar to that except it was a chick who stuck a gerbil up her cooch and it ate out her insides.....yum....


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Jae

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posted November 08, 2000 10:27 AM

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It was Richard Gere with the Gerbil.


The condom in the mayo jar?


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madbomber31

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posted November 08, 2000 10:41 AM

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MINE IS MORE SIMPLE... THE POP ROCKS AND COKE

OR THE FLASHING LIGHTS GANG INITIATION...

AS FOR THE TANNING BED ONE... SOMEONE IN MICHIGAN ACTUALLY DID DIE 2 YEARS AGO... SHE WENT TO 10 TANNING PLACES THE DAY BEFORE HER WEDDING,, IT WAS ON THE NEWS... DUMBASS CHICK.


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special_bill

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posted November 08, 2000 10:45 AM

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what about the drug dealer in the (insert exotic sportscar here) that traveled at night with his lights out using nightvision goggles...and the cop whose radar detector went off at 170 mph and didnt see a thing...

i hear that one alot...


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WODIN

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posted November 08, 2000 10:46 AM

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Slashed ankles at the shopping mall from under the car... ohhh

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Jae

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posted November 08, 2000 11:19 AM

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whoooo I forgot that one about the slashed ankles.

Old granny you were going to give a ride to turns out to be a man dressed in drag with a butcher knife.

But the all time.... king of the hill..... number one winner.........


The couple at Lovers Lane when they hear of the madman with a hook for a hand escaping the nearby mental hospital, they hear a scratching and take off in the car, when they get there to the girls house they find a hook hanging off the door handle.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 08, 2000 11:22 AM

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Jae...you should be find dear...they only slash the ankles of those wearing socks with their sandels...more like a public service wouldn't you say?


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havoc

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posted November 08, 2000 11:22 AM

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Bloody Mary sort of like Candyman.

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