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 What are some good things to throw at coworkers?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I'm board out of my mind a need a way to amuse myself. Waffle makers? cow branding irons? bowling balls? I want something that will cause the most amount of damage... water balloons filled with some nasty, unkonwn fluid?    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 122 |
Shoot a load into their face. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
just defacate on the floor then chunk it at them. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 364 |
Thick just walk over to their desk, pick up their monitor and drop it on their head. Than casually walk off. No one will know the difference. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1664 |
How about some air pillows or some ginko biloba?  Throw nothing and their will be no pain...start throwing and I'll have to open me a big ol can of whoop ass..."you don't want to see me when I get angry"(The Hulk) [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited November 07, 2000).]  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 904 |
why not just throw your boss at them. Of course it would be a good idea to wait for a gathering in the parking lot before pitching him. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1557 |
I have about ten stuffed fuzzy creatures I keep at my desk for just this purpose. I usually start throwing things about 2:30 everyday. Also rubber band wars can be an interesting way to pass the time. Gotta get the ceiling to cube angle just right. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 227 |
throw a right hook at those bastards. [This message has been edited by Pi Kappa Phi (edited November 07, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
All good choices. I was thinking of taking a trip to the zoo tonight and scraping the bottom of the monkey cages. There lots of good flying projectiles there... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
But see Thick then you would have to sit in the office and smell Monkey shit. Maybe you could just go out on break and throw it on their cars. Or even better borrow a monkey from the zoo and let him shit on it live and in person. Now that would be comical. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1775 |
FAR AND AWAY THE BEST IDEA IS THE MONITOR... BUT DONT THROW IT... WALK TO IT, PICK IT UP AND DROP IT ON THE FLOOR... SAY, OOPS, SORRY. AND WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
The best is taking a paper clip and shooting it from a ruberband. only shoot at the back of people, dont want to take out an eye or something. If that doesnt work....then go with the tossing the shit thing. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 221 |
I stuck a big post it note on my co-workers back once that said "kick me"...she was already mad at me and I had made like I was sucking up to her. I patted her on the back (to make sure the post it stayed) .....I got about 10 feet away and couldnt stop laughing. The receptionist (who hated me bacuase I had told her she was a whiny bitch) told my co-worker, who promptly burt into tears and made me look like an asshole. Istill thought it was damn funny though. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
You could do the old throw your dick in their mouth routine. Or go get a cat with the sharpest claws then hurl that bitch at em. you'll get a reaction outta that for sure, from the cat or the person there's gonna be a damn reaction. ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
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in your case, throw a pic of your face at em, nothing will hurt them more than that ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1109 |
Your pants....that way you can hit 'em with the smell and then blind them with the sight of your legs. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 642 |
throw some syringes filled with ketchup, even if they see it coming, it'll scare the hell out of em' | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
Rubberband wars are the bomb. We have them about 20x a day everyday in my office. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1695 |
Full tuna can thrown with a full wind up and splitfinger fast ball is great if you connect anywhere to the face. If you open it about half way and pull the top out a little they will smell awful and get a nice cut too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
We have the Nerf semi-automatic missle launcher things. Some pump action Nerf guns. Walk into the bosses office when I'm pissed off and unload about 10 on him. He smiles and says "feel better?" Hell yeah! You gotta get some for the office. Fun! Oh and remote control 4-wheel drive truck...try to manuever the office halls. Wahooooooooo ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
I've got IT! Throw nothing at all and avoid being fired! God i'm such a genious. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 405 |
DICK ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
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Another coworker... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
rubber bands and spitballs | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 154 |
Lawn Darts | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Lawn Darts......I'll have to remember that when I'm at my out-laws next summer..... |
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posted November 07, 2000 02:14 PM
AACK!!!
