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 What's the best way to fart at work?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I usually use the silent butt deadly drop one in a cube of one of the guys down the hall and make tracks.. What your favorite method of delivering the goods? Fart Humour, It never gets old.... ------------------     | ||
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Guru 
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Let it rip! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1432 |
Protein farts are bad, but damn you throw in one that has festered up with about five or six boiled eggs on top of the protein and you have a deadly stink bomb!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
DO NOT PUSH, DAMMIT! Sure fire way to hear that bad boy. I just try to let a little out at a time. hahahaha | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2331 |
Depends, sometimes I just let em rip like Chesty said but sometimes I walk and air em out, I also like to fart in my boss' office when that inbred pisses me off. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 370 |
I WORK IN A VERY SMALL ENCLOSED OFFICE SO I ACT LIKE IM GOING OUT IN THE WAREHOUSE TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING THEN LET IT GO...ZEUS13 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1207 |
I SHALL NOT ANSWER THIS GROTESQUE SOCIAL FAUX. ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.
I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT....... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 247 |
When I worked at UPS I hated this woman that was my supervisor. She used to have to look underneath the conveyor belt I sorted packages from to talk to the guys that unloaded the trailers. One time I had serious egg-protien farts and I was extra pissed at her. She made the mistake of kneeling behind me to talk to an unloader and I let out a good 5 second blast. She couldnt hear it because of all of the building noise but after a few seconds I heard her start to yell "Oh my God"I cant believe you did that""that was terrible". She hated me after that. Ahhhhhhhh. revenge. | ||
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Cool Novice 
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CROP DUSTING DOWN THE HALL............ THIS WAY THE BIGGEST # OF FOLKS CAN BITCH ABOUT YOU.  |
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posted November 06, 2000 01:06 PM
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