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Chat & Conversation AJC's luck...Go figure.
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Author | Topic: AJC's luck...Go figure. | ||
Guru Posts: 2063 |
Saturday night me and the bros from the gym got a limo...We get completely trashed, had a great time. I had some slanky model chick in the limo on the way home, we're making out and she proceeds to tell me that the last time she was in a limo, she gave Leo DiCaprio a blow job...Why in the fuck would a girl tell a guy something like that when she's kissing him? UGGGHHHHH!! Talk about ruining the moment. My reaction was less than suave...So, no nookie for AJC on Saturday. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1433 |
So your smokin leo second hand!? Damn bro! ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 2063 |
My thoughts exactly. My reaction: "Now I feel almost as cheap as you." | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 52 |
bwaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa Sorry to hear it bro. You should have just made her suck you. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 946 |
HAHAHAH, I guess she figured you would be impressed, what a dumbass. You know your life sucks when you have nothing to brag about but giving someone head. ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1630 |
NO SHIT MIKE.. YOU FIGURE MOST CHICKS WISH THEY HADNT DONE THAT WITH DIFFERENT GUYS AND SHIT, THIS ONE IS PROUD OF IT... AJC, IF YOU GOT HER NUMBER (FROM YOUR SUAVE REACTION YOU PROBABLY DIDNT) YOU SHOULD BANG THE SHIT OUT OF HER, THEN READ CONCRETES POST ON HOW TO HUMILIATE HER... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 370 |
DAMN AJC SOUNDS LIKE SHE MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE BOOT AFTER THAT COMMENT. SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN WALKING HOME IF THE BITCH SAID THAT TO ME...ZEUS13 | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 248 |
You should have fucked with her head and said "Really, me too!"j/k I dont care if a girl has had plenty of experience - less I have to teach her. Still, that was a pretty fucking wierd thing for her to say. If I were in the same situation (you know Im not) I still would have knocked it - but I wouldnt have invited her home to meet mom. | ||
Guru Posts: 2063 |
Yeah GS...I would have hit it, but the word CHEAP didn't go over real well with her. LOL I still thought she was full of shit, but one of her friends ended up telling us the whole story. | ||
Guru Posts: 2063 |
You know, after thinking it over, things could be worse...At least she didn't say she gave Meatloaf a rim job. |
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