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 One happy day, Bill Phillips bumps into Tim Patterson...
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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"Hey! it's you! Bill Phillips!" cried out Tim Patterson. "Ahhh... yeah, I'm Bill Phillips. Do I know you friend?" asked Mr. Phillips. "You know TC Luoma, he's with my company now, Biotest..." answered Tim. "Hah hah! I had that guy literally licking by balls when he was with me, here at EAS..." Bill laughed at the old memory. "Yeah well, I don't know what went through your fucking head to turn sissy. Bill, did you become a homo?" asked Tim. "Hey? what difference does it make to you buddy?" answered Bill defensively. "Yeah, what product of yours actually works other than Creatine?" asked Tim angrily. "Hah! what product of yours actually work, PERIOD?!" laughed Bill. "Hey, you got no right to talk about anyone, Mr. 'HMB feels like Deca'" Tim sneered at Bill mockingly. Bill started getting pissed. "EAS supplements are the ONLY ones backed by university research buddy! what about your shit? is it backed by anything other than your own hyperbole?" he cried out to Tim. Bill started laughing uncontrollably. "HAH HAH HAH! here, let me show you a REAL arm" Bill said as he pulled his sleeve to reveal a decent 18" arms. Astounded at the sight, Tim rolled his sleeve back. "Well, ok, I may have 12" arms, but at least I have a 12" dick!!" cried Tim, as he pulled a tape measure out, and unzipped his pants. Out of the blue, this powerful electric disturbance appears, and Arnold Swartzenegger steps out of it, in black leather biker's clothing, holding a shotgun. Arnold's huge 20" arms were so massive, that it scared the living bullshit out of Bill, and Tim. They started running away as fast as they could go. Arnold just stood there, then he said one last thing. "Keeds, only yoo caan prevent forest fiars!" ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I liked the first part | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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That is hilarious stuff. Who is tim Patterson? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Yeah who is Tim Patterson? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Tim Patterson is the CEO of the supplement company Biotest. They have a webzine called Testosterone, and it includes writers that used to be with Bill Phillips a long time ago... ------------------ |
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