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 Newsflash: Al Gore "invented alcohol"
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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"Governor Bush may have gotten a DUI. I know about DUI's. I wrote that law. I was responsible for the scientific research that established .10% as the legal limit. I've been a strong advocate of drunk driving laws my whole lifetime. If elected, I will FIGHT for more drunk driving laws. I will FIGHT for the people against Big Beer. I will FIGHT to insure that people are not forced to choose between eating food and Jack Daniels. I will make the FIRST priority when I'm elected to institute a new law requiring licensing and registration of all new beer bottles. After banning the internal combustion engine, I will fund 300 billion dollars of new research into how to prevent drunk driving among ricksha operators". "And I invented alcohol".     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Cool, The internet, alcohol, I knew I was voting for the right man! |
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posted November 03, 2000 09:45 PM