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 blind date / "met on internet" disasters....
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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About year ago I met this girl through the internet.She was in my area and we talked on the phone a few times before we met. She had told me she was into the gym bigtime, blond, tan, look really good etc...I neglected to ask her her weight....figured I would come off to shallow. Anyway we finally met.... She was blond and tan allright...but about 6 foot and 220 pounds. I figured I'd be cool about it and have a few drinks with her then say it won't work and leave. I found out she had just come from the gym..but didn't shower just bathed in some perfume...she was RANK!! And she juiced!!! She was a big girl...FAT and Muscular..calves the size of my thigh... So when she went to the bathroom I fucking bailed out...left her the tab and everything... She left me messages aftyer that saying what a scumbag I was and if she ever saw me I would be dead fucking meat.... I'm 5'11" 230 pounds...but this chick scared me....     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
Man, i would rather be alone with my hand than go on a blind date. Wont do it. Period. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2316 |
Thats funny, was she ugly, big girls usually make you cum faster. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1395 |
Very true Havoc, why is that I wonder? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 625 |
I met a girl on the net from FL. We talked a little and then she happened to be coming to Colorado so I agreed to meet her. Very nervous. I drove to meet her and she was so cool. Pretty damn hot also. We hung out all weekend and both agreed that if she lived here we would be dating. unfortunatley I never saw her again and we lost contact but I must say it was a success. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1586 |
DUDE, I GOTTA FEW!!! 1- TALKED TO A GIRL FROM THE NET AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A PHYSICAL THERAPIST AND WORKED OUT EVERY DAY... SAID SHE WAS AN ADDICT. SWWWWEEEEEEEETTTTT!!! SAID SHE WAS A TALL GIRL ABOUT 5-10, COOL I AM 6-2.. SAID SHE EVEN GRADUATED FROM MY UNIVERSITY... WELL, THE SCHOOL HAD A TON OF HOTTIES IN THE PT PROGRAM... SO WE MET FOR COFFEE.. I LOOK UP AND SEE THIS HOTTIE WITH A GRAY SWEATSHIRT (SHE SAID SHE WOULD HAVE ONE) AND I THOUGHT, HELL YES!!!
MET GIRL ON NET... GIRL HAD AN MSU EMAIL AND HER NAME WAS WITH ALL HER EMAILS.. I HAD MET A GIRL A YEAR BEFORE WITH THE SAME NAME... AND THIS GIRL WAS SMOKIN HOT.. I MEAN TOTAL MODEL, TOTAL FUCK ME MATERIAL. SO WE TALK AND SHE COMES HOME FROM STATE FOR A WEEKEND.. SHE CALLS ME AND SAYS HEY, MEET ME OVER MY UNCLES HOUSE... I DIDNT WANT TO GO THERE CUZ I DIDNT WANT HER TO THINK I KNEW I WAS GETTING LAID... SO WE MET AT A RESTAURANT... GUESS WHAT? NOT WHO I THOUGHT!!! HER NOSE BLOCKED OUT THE LIGHT!!! FUCK ME!!! TERRIBLE...
UM, I HAVE MET 6 PEOPLE FROM THE NET, NOT ALL WERE FOR HOOKING UP... I NEVER LIKED TO GO OUT TO BARS, ACTUALLY I HATED IT CUZ I WOULD GET THE PRESSURE TO DRINK OR PEOPLE WOULD BUMP INTO ME AND I WOULD GET SUPER PISSED... SO I FUCKED AROUND ON THE NET, AND SEEING HOW I AM SO FUN TO TALK TO ON HERE PEOPLE DUG ME... BLIND DATES SUCK!!! I WILL SAY THIS THOUGH, MY CURRENT TRAMP WAS MET ON THE NET TOO... I HAVENT EVEN TOLD MY MOM HOW I MET HER... "UH, YA MOM WE MET AT A PARK SHE WAS WALKING HER NEIGHBORS DOG"... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1152 |
One of my buddies in college met a chick online who posted a pic of her face and it was pretty nice. Anyway, she came to visit him for the weekned. When she stepped off the plane, it started bouncing up and down for about 5 minutes. Someday, this girl will be single handedly responsible for Little Debbie going out of business. Poor bastard had to spend the whole weekend with her. I laughed my head off the second I saw her. She did'nt like me very much. Then again, I was'nt chocolate-covered with a caramel nougat center... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 625 |
A friend of mine met this broad on the net and they were talking and she wanted to come see him. They met like 2 nights before. Anyway she lived 2 hours away and she asked to come see him a 9;00 at night. He came into the room all excited and told me and my friend that this chick was coming to see him and for us to leave. We said fuck that, you are crazy if you think i am gonna miss this! He pleaded and we wouldn't leave. Finally this ho rolls in like 11:30 at night and he goes out to greet her. Total pig! We were all "nice to meet you" and he was all don't leave. But me and my friend were like sorry bro, gotta go! So we left him there with this chick and he was pissed. Funny how his tune changed after he saw her. he said he got some head and never talked to her again. She kept calling and emailing and he would hang up. Funny shit though. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
Actually, my bro and his GF have the coolest "how did you meet" story (not on the net though) My BF and my bro were supposed to go skydiving, but the BF backed out at the last minute, so my brother goes by himself. He tells me this cute blonde was there by herself (man, the balls to go by herself), and he figured she was older than him, but my brother is painfully shy, so he wouldnt talk to her. she marches right up to him, and that was the end of that. They've been together just over a year now. Turns out, she was 11 years older than him, but she doesnt look it. I thought she was the same age as me (which would make her 9 years younger)....she is cute for sure. Anyway, we all like to say it was meant to be, 'cause if my boy went too, they probabaly woundnt have met. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
moral of kats story... kat dates a pussy. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 625 |
Funny Bomber! No Kat, your boy would probably be nailing her ass instead! [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited November 03, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
He backed out because he had to work, jerk. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 928 |
search the archives for "frackals having a bad day"  A classic post... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1911 |
i never been in no cyber-panties...with my luck, the "girl" would be thick dawg...and he would drink too much and totally violate me.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 646 |
hahaha this is some funny shit!!! i wonder why all these fat people think so highly of themselves that they would actually have a chance with a good looking guy that works out. i swear, some fat people have the most inflated egos you will ever see. even more so than us juice heads that know we are all that. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
dude, your not kidding.... my friends baby's mom (make sense?) has this gigantic fat friend... we were all out to eat one night at a hooters type restaurant and she is talking all sorts of shit, like "that guy wants me, check him out" i mean all sorts of stuff.. gettin nasty too.. then the nachos come out, and the bitch says "awe shit, nachos" and knocks my buddy out of the way... priceless moment, in fact i had to step away for a few, cuz i died. ya fatty, all the guys want you!!! they have that ego cuz they get fucked all the time, they are last resort for cow tippers and they dont say no (i have never!!!) anyway, fat chicks do think they are the "bomb"... i think they have funhouse skinny maker mirrors in their homes. and kat, way to defend your guy, but if he had to work he shouldnt have set it up to jump that day.. or called in sick... hmmm, kat and kittie... cute couple | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 243 |
Hooch that is fucking hilarious. Just imagine a 220 pound chick pounding your head in. HAHA | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
Yeah well MadBomber, he is a guy, so organization isn't his strong point. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1110 |
I might have stuck around if I knew the girl could score me some gear. Fuck a fat chick for gear! Damn, I must be getting desperate. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 928 |
Here, I'll link it for those new people. http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/08-2000/001980.html
And the bitch you'll read about was always saying she was a 'goddess' and 'this guys wanted me that guy was hitting on me' and how she's gonna be a stripper. Plus she was a cosmotology student so I figured she had to at least be normal looking... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
SHE WAS A CHEERLEADER?!!! Oh sweet mother of Christ. There should be a law about fat people wearing extremly small and tight clothing that proceed to jump around. Just shouldn't be. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
KAT, HE MAY BE A GUY AND UNORGANIZED, BUT AT LEAST HE CAN PICK OUT CLOTHES TO WEAR IN 3 MINUTES, NOT 3 DAYS!!!! CHICKS | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
she said she was juicin'..she knew the buzzwords.....she wasn't freaky huge...but she could definatly pass for juicing.....somebody asked if she was good lookin.....she was mediocre | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
I posted before about the woman from my gym whom I met thru a personal ad. After talking to her awhile I knew who she was (she trained at my gym)and she had no clue who I was. I hinted to her that I worked out at her gym a few times and she was so curious as to if she could figure out who I was. We finally agreed to meet. I went over to meet her and her jaw hit the floor. We had seen each other dozens and dozens of times and had never said a word. She did admit that she did check me out but would never approach me because I was too young (she's 18 yrs older than I am) and that I was kinda scary when I was lifting (loud and agressive). She was surprised at how much different my demeanor was-"Hey your nice!" We never mad it out of her house and fucked like wild animals for hours. Fuck I miss those days.  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1095 |
I posted this th day afte it happened, but I thought it would be appropriate for this topic. I have been oput with a few girls from online. They are one of two things:busted ugly or total sluts. Sometimes both. Well recently I met one from MY town. We talked and she was cool as hell. The friday before we went out we were talking on the phone and it led to a hot sexual discussion. She wanted to know how hard I was and if I was playing with myself!!! I knew i was going to bang the bottom out of this bitch. We went out to dinner, then to the city to Twilo. In the club she was all over me rubbing my root and telling me how she wanted to taste me. We got out of there quick. Then I find out my car was broken into!!! That sucked. On the way home, around 4:30-5 I stayed on a more local road and told her I was tired and drunk and had to pull over and rest. I pulled into a shady motel(not that shady, but not the Hilton) We went upstairs and I procedded to fuck her on raw, get head and nut in her mouth, nut all over her tits and face and basically do anything I wanted except fuck her ass. She said NO WAY!!!! She did lick my ass. We left around 12 the next day. I was tired and hung over. She was all busted up with her hair messy and no makeup. She didn't look that appealing. I barely spoke to her on the way home. I dropped her off and reluctantly kissed her. She said she would call me, but I told her I had previous plans, so I would call her late that evening. Well around 11:00 she started calling. Thank god for caller ID. She called none stop for about two more days before getting the hint. She sent me an e-mail saying, how fucked up that was, and she thought we could at least be real good friends, at least I should have the decency to call her back. Too bad!!!! She was a dirty bitch and she got a fucked. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
....she was just a cum bucket for a few hours...excellant!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1095 |
I haven't came three in a row in a long time. But that bitch would be sucking my root right after she swallowed my load!!! No rest. My root was sore as hell. i wanted to cum in her but she freaked out about that. oh too bad. Some nights with this test in me, I feel like calling her just to bust up, but that would lead to trouble. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 937 |
All these stories are funny because the nasty bitches are looking for sex just like you, but when you don't want to see them again, they get all pissed off. I do that all the time, the worst thing you can do is wake up next to some girl you just met and fucked, because Its pretty much a guarantee that you will regret everything judging by her looks in the morning. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 155 |
I met a girl on the net just recently. We talked and she sounded pretty smart and like she could handle herself and so we met at a nice restaurant. I just about freaked out when I saw her becuase she was real big and fat. But, I bit my lip, bought her a beer and we had a really nice dinner, and it turns out that she is a drug freak like myself and is into yoga and really wants someone to help her change her body and to live a healthy lifestyle. So we have been dating for about two months so far, and she is really really fun to be with, and she appreciates me more than any woman I have ever been with, and she has lost 16 pounds so far, plus she is much stronger than she was. Obviously she looks much better and enjoys working out in the gym, and well, I'm going to give it a shot with her. She is doing all the right things, and she is a really nice person, and I was a big fat fuck myself a few years back, and I managed to change that. It's really nice to have someone making me different crazy (she did a pinapple and peach protein shake last night) things for dinner, and we are practicing couples yoga a couple of times every week. The internet can work. The net is just amazing. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 432 |
Miles -- Glad to hear things are still going well with you two. Congrats bro, that's great! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 362 |
IVe met Dread Lady and DreadLordGoodGuy from here, they are cool, but have a fucked up relationship (they are bf/gf). No i didnt fuck her.....yet. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1242 |
Fuck that On-Line Bullshit, I'll be honest I've met a few girls on line but I never actualy met them in person, as a , matter of fact I tried to avoid it. When I meet a girl on line or even just by phone, you get to know the real person and some times that person can interest you menatly I mean you can actualy like the person for who they are and for their feelings and all that deep shit. but what if... she is a PIG in real life, i just could not deal with it, the disilusion would just be too much. so I rather keep the fantacy alive and never meet a cool girl who might turn out to be a PIG. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 190 |
Thats why you have to demand a pic, I met some girl online a while back and we hit it off and everything, she told me to call her, and I told her I would after she sent me her pic, never did, so I never called. Oh well, the thing that sux is all the other girls I hit it off with sent me poics and were pretty good looking for the most part, they just happened to live a couple hundred miles away | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
Whats wrong with a chick that wants to fuck like you do.Just set some guidelines and be fuck buddies. No need to have avoid them. Dimplomacy my friend. ------------------ |
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posted November 03, 2000 11:53 AM
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