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MrMuscle

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From:Norway, the land of the vikings
Registered: Feb 2000

posted November 03, 2000 05:15 AM

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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,
"Single,huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
"How'd you guess?"

He says, "Because you're ugly as hell."

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havoc

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted November 03, 2000 07:03 AM

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That was good.

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Fitnes1

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posted November 03, 2000 08:46 AM

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Wonder why she didn't already have a toothbrush & toothpaste?!?! Maybe that's another reason she's ugly.

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