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Author | Topic: Supermarket! (hee hee) | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3302 |
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single,huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're ugly as hell." ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2299 |
That was good. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 737 |
Wonder why she didn't already have a toothbrush & toothpaste?!?! ![]() ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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