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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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You have ever said to your girlfriend, or boyfriend. Last year my ex-girlfriend pulled the "what are you thinking question" after we had sex. And I busted out with, "Since we have started having sex you have gotten a lot looser down there." [This message has been edited by Sharps (edited November 02, 2000).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1137 |
That's your problem right there. Never talk to them after you get done laying pipe. Always pretend to sleep. As for me, the dumbest thing I ever said was "Yes,let's go have dinner at your mother's house rather than get high and fuck all night." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
sharps, thats the funniest shit i have heard all day! i once introduced a girl to my parents by the wrong name. her name was carla, and i said carrie. at least i got the first 3 letters right. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
dubmest thing I ever said was "yes I'll marry you" Wiggled out of it though...gladly gave the ring back...now hes mariied w/ 2 kids..all the power to him. Glad its not me!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 208 |
Kat- What did you say to the guy to break it off, I bet he was pissed! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
wow, that "what are you thinking question" stumped my over 1000 times during our relationship, that is probably the most annoying, shitty question a GF can ask you. I would usually reply, with, uhhhhhh, no idea, what are you thinking. As for the stupidest thing she ever said to me, it was "I took a pregnancy test and it came out positive" Then when I was on the floor crying, she told me she was joking and that she wanted to see how I would react, saying it was just a drill or something. So after I restrained myself from punching her in the face, I broke up with her a week later. As for the stupidest thing I ever said, I think it was (looking at her stomach) "damn, have you heard of a situp?" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 572 |
what did you wait a week for Naty? I would have done it right there. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1531 |
Have you ever heard of a situp? hahahahahahaha! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 765 |
I had two dates (the second one-blind) lined up in two days. The first girl was a dead ringer for Christina Applegate (except shorter and younger). The next day I met the other girl and we were talking for awhile and I called her Heather (the first girls name) she was like "What??. I made up some bullshit story and she forgot about my screw-up. Looking back she was a whiny little dishrag anyways. We were having sex one time and after going down on her I licked her asshole and she told me that that was nasty and I was disgusting. Fucking bitch hurt my feelings. I never called her after that. She called me two months later and I hung up on her. Boo fucking hoo. pass the tissue. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
pissed doesn't describe it...I was seriously in fear for my life. Moral of the story: Don't ever break off with a guy while he's driving... |
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