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WODIN

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From:Look into that place where you dare not, and there you will find me!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 12:26 PM

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a partner has ever done to you during sex?

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AACK!!!


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chesty

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posted November 01, 2000 12:32 PM

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Told me she loved me.


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Thick dawg

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From:Florida
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posted November 01, 2000 12:34 PM

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Let out a highpitched squeel, burst throught the bars on the cage and proceeded to lick the zookeeper from head to toe...


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Fitnes1

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posted November 01, 2000 12:37 PM

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He cried!

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Aaliyah: "If at first you don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again."


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supersizeme

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From:dallas, tx
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posted November 01, 2000 12:40 PM

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she stayed awake.


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Weapon X

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From:Galt's Gulch
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posted November 01, 2000 12:41 PM

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Put a finger in my anus.

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kat

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Toronto, ON
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posted November 01, 2000 12:42 PM

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he missed...on purpose I suspect.


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freak daddy

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:collosus
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posted November 01, 2000 12:46 PM

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hey kat was there enjoyment, or just mad pain? just curious!

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kat

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From:Toronto, ON
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posted November 01, 2000 01:07 PM

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Lets just say I jumped so high I looked like the Challenger....at least friggin WARN ME!!!


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chesty

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posted November 01, 2000 01:15 PM

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I was 18 when I did that once to my ex-wife, she squeeled like a stuck pig, and then I just exited as quickly. She was never quite right after that.


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Geared

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posted November 01, 2000 01:17 PM

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Stuck her finger in my ass while blowing me, wow i about shit!

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Jae

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From:Well it ain't Kansas
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posted November 01, 2000 01:29 PM

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One girl started calling for her Dad and shouting Bible quotes.

Needless to say, I never went back to hit THAT again


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dirkpitt51

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From:Northern CA
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posted November 01, 2000 01:49 PM

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A girl I went down on had shaved everything off. Her question to me was, "What'd you think about the no hair down there?".
My answer, "At first I thought you were lying about your age."


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Steelsoldier

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From:HELL
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posted November 01, 2000 01:54 PM

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A women once asked me to shit on her chest! I do not make this up! she said she was into scat,watersports and heavy bondage.....i then realized this was my bride to be!

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Captain_insano

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From:NJ
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posted November 01, 2000 01:59 PM

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When i was trying to make love to my old girlfriend she told me to "fuck her dirty cunt" and called me a "filthy scumbag". My jaw was on the floor and for 5 seconds i was befuddled. she threw off my entire momentem.

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Better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you are not.


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Thick dawg

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From:Florida
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posted November 01, 2000 02:00 PM

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That should'nt come as a shock Captain Insano...she uttered those same words to me many a night.


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Captain_insano

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From:NJ
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posted November 01, 2000 02:04 PM

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i don't think we are talking about the same bitch. i don't fuck gorilla's......... Whore's definitely but not gorilla's

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Better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you are not.


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Thick dawg

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From:Florida
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posted November 01, 2000 02:06 PM

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She was actually an albino chimp. Filthy whore...


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