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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1354 |
a partner has ever done to you during sex? ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 3643 |
Told me she loved me. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1098 |
Let out a highpitched squeel, burst throught the bars on the cage and proceeded to lick the zookeeper from head to toe... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 713 |
He cried! ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 457 |
she stayed awake. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 948 |
Put a finger in my anus. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 80 |
he missed...on purpose I suspect. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 59 |
hey kat was there enjoyment, or just mad pain? just curious! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 80 |
Lets just say I jumped so high I looked like the Challenger....at least friggin WARN ME!!! | ||
Guru Posts: 3643 |
I was 18 when I did that once to my ex-wife, she squeeled like a stuck pig, and then I just exited as quickly. She was never quite right after that. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 167 |
Stuck her finger in my ass while blowing me, wow i about shit! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 745 |
One girl started calling for her Dad and shouting Bible quotes. Needless to say, I never went back to hit THAT again | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 41 |
A girl I went down on had shaved everything off. Her question to me was, "What'd you think about the no hair down there?". My answer, "At first I thought you were lying about your age." | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 371 |
A women once asked me to shit on her chest! I do not make this up! she said she was into scat,watersports and heavy bondage.....i then realized this was my bride to be! ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 48 |
When i was trying to make love to my old girlfriend she told me to "fuck her dirty cunt" and called me a "filthy scumbag". My jaw was on the floor and for 5 seconds i was befuddled. she threw off my entire momentem. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1098 |
That should'nt come as a shock Captain Insano...she uttered those same words to me many a night. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 48 |
i don't think we are talking about the same bitch. i don't fuck gorilla's......... Whore's definitely but not gorilla's ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1098 |
She was actually an albino chimp. Filthy whore... |
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