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freak daddy

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:collosus
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:26 AM

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waking up with wood and having to piss really sucks! i have to stand back about foot or so from the toilet and inch closer as i am finishing. works for me. whats everyone elses input??

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Thick dawg

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Florida
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:29 AM

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I christen my chandelier...


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special_bill

Freak

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From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:30 AM

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after doing a little rough trigonometry...ive found that if i stand 14 feet away from tub, i can arc it in no problem....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1459
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:31 AM

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hehehe....oh you boys have some many problems....would you like me to share the female ones?


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special_bill

Freak

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From:NE alabama
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posted November 01, 2000 10:36 AM

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what's girl jail like?..check your email...


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havoc

Guru

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:43 AM

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Piss outside when wood comes a knocking.

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ZEUS13NJ

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 328
From:SOUTH JERSEY
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 01, 2000 10:52 AM

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NORMALLY WHEN I WAKE UP WITH WOOD I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT THEN WOOD IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL ...ZEUS13


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BigTruck

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 418
From:Beyond The Pale
Registered: Jun 2000

posted November 01, 2000 11:07 AM

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I dunno, piss in the shower?

Bend it down and sit down? (just be sure to keep holding it, otherwise you'll be scrubbing the underside of the toilet bowl with your johnson)


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