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 The "Flying Camel"!?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Have any of you experienced the great wonder? Well i have mastered the technique of this manuever. The Flying Camel is when you are fucking a chick doggie style and you lean all of your weight foward. Using the bitches ass and hips as support you fully sprawl out like superman. See how long she can hold you up, and flap your arms viciously and make sounds that camel would, if they could fly. Pretty Intense! ------------------     | ||
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Guru 
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I prefer the Dirty Sanchez, its when I am banging a girl doggie style and stick my index finger in her butt, I then wipe my index finger across her upper lip(mustache style), she now looks like someone named Dirty Sanchez. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
i agree with you Havoc the "Dirty Sanchez" is a good move but the Rusty Trombone works wonders on a chicks mouth. "Rusty Trombone"- When a girl eats you ass while reaching around and jerking you off! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
bump ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 808 |
You two are INSANE. Both are cool as hell. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Jae, here i will give you one that you can use on your girl and call it your own. The "jelly doughnut"- blow your load all over you chicks face and beat her with your cock until her nose starts to bleed and rub the contents of both fluids all over her mouth and face. hence, the Jelly doughnut ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 808 |
I usually spray from between her legs and cover her chest and throat. A Pearl Necklace. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
I like to find housewives that have spit out a couple of puppies so that their lips are nice and wide and try to get my balls in there with my shaft. This is close to impossible that is why it's called the "Dogg in the Bathtub" it's called this because getting a dog to take a bath is as difficult as this move.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
The E.T is a good move also... This is when you bring a chick home from a night out and you are getting ready to do what comes naturally. Grab a cordless phone and take her pocketbook into the bathroom. find her boyfriends number or her mothers and dial the phone. start screwing her and say things like "you like big fat cocks up your dirt road....don't you?! and who is the biggest whore??" Then throw the phone on the bed and tell her the phone's is for you!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1930 |
i have a new hero dont forget "the roscoe" that is where you randomly slap her face with your cock while she is giving you head...much like a police officer brandishing his nightstick against an unruly, intoxicated perpetrator.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WELCOME TO THE BOARD DUDE!!! MY GIRLFRIENDS PHONE RANG THE OTHER NIGHT, AND ON THE OTHER END WAS SOMEONE GETTING A BLOWJOB... A REDNECK GETTING A BLOWJOB ACTUALLY... THE PHONE NUMBER IS ON HER CALLER I.D. SO I AM GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
This one is for you Special_bill, Give your chick a good ass fucking and then take out your slimy pole and put it in her mouth. This one is called "A Hot Carl" I guess it is called this because a guy named Carl was the first one to try it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Thanks for the Welcome Madbomber, I am just happy to be here. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
i like seeing myself on top....Bump! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
bump ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
bump ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1550 |
Well I don't have anything gross, but I do have a goal of making a girl AIR TIGHT! Home in her mouth, butt, and twat. I'm going to need a couple friends help on this one. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 567 |
WHAT ABOUT THE HUCKLEBUCK.NEVER DID IT BUT MY FRIEND DID.GET ON YOUR BACK WITH YOUR LEGS UP AND HAVE A GIRL LICK YOUR ASS WHILE YOU JERK OFF.
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 41 |
Im disappointed no one has suggested the infamous chilly dog. Take a hot dump between a girl's tits and then tittie fuck her, hence a nice warm chilly dog. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 385 |
I like the ET, captain insano, very nice for revenge fucks. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
slickdad or is that sickdad bro, thats the most sick thing i have heard in a while, thanks! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Don't forget the "Coyete". This is when you wake up next to a fat chick the next morning and have to gnaw your own arm off without making a sound to escape. Coyete's have been known to escape from trap's set by man this way. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
Another good move is the houdini, I did this on my ex-girl friend just piss her off. I recomend you try it. You start doing your girl doggy style when you are about to come spit on her back, then when she turns around nut in her face. Gets em every time!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Hey Sharps, I'll have to try the Houdini. Did you ever see a girl who wears her pants really tight in the front and you can see her center indension? The is called "Moose Knuckles" or "Camel Toe" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 808 |
The Houdini. I like that. You can always blame it on instant recoil. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
the houdini rules!!!!! lmao! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
Yes the houdini is definitely a crowd pleaser. My old girl was not too happy, did I mention she wiped my spunk in my hair after I nutted on her face guess I had that one coming Later Sharps | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 377 |
Then i guess she also had one coming sharps, like a fucking overhand to the face! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
I agree with Steel Soilder on that one Sharps. it's true, it's true.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
SteelSoldier- yeah your probably right but its like my pappy used to say, You'll do some fucked up shit for poontang. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1550 |
You did get rid of her Sharp, right? A girl should be begging you to not come and shoot it on her face and in her mouth, If no she is not somebody I want to be with! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
Check- like I said in the post, ex-girlfriend. to make a long story short, A bitch that wont swallow, is no bitch of mine | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
shit true that | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
I agree with SD- you gotta get rid of that as soon as it happens Sharps! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
Actually, I held on to her for a while. She was a really great girl, except for the swallowing thing. Once I realized the relationship was not going to work. I would to try to nut in her mouth almost everytime just cause I knew it would piss her off | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Sharps- i am glad that you took the initative to try and squit in her mouth. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1159 |
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! That is some nasty shit!....and I am repulsed and horrified....yet because I am such a degenerate anymore, I am sad to say that I am thoroughly enjoying it. Please, continue. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Alright Bikinimom this one is for you......... F.U.P.A - Acronym.....Fat Upper Pussy Area. These are usually found on ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1159 |
You tryin' to say somethin' Brotha? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Not at all. you said to continue the conversation and that is all i was doing. Would you like me to continue? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1159 |
AAAAABBBBBBSSSSSSOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLUTELY!  ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2924 |
Special Bill Eats Chilly dogs. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Here's another one BM, "CDI Scale"- The Chicks Dig It Scale was devised so men could try to ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
i was'nt going to post this, but what the hell! THE COCAINE SHOT!!! when your about to nut grab your cock, then grab her head and pull it back, and shoot your wad up her nose! i'm getting flamed on this one! recommended for those one night stands. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
FD, I have tried that but my friends call it the "Lock and Load"- Lock on to her face and catapoult you Load into her eye,nose,mouth.......... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
This is the most disgusting, perverted post I have ever seen on this board. Keep up the good work! By the way Capt. Insano, your off of your medication, now go back to your ward!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
This is the most disgusting, perverted post I have ever seen on this board. Keep up the good work! By the way Capt. Insano, your off of your medication, now go back to your ward!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
NO Laserdude, I am still on MEDS! But I tricked the nurses because i spit the pills out when they leave...haha ha huh.......... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1930 |
i saw that shit slopain, so this is for you little buddy...these are two moves slopey uses on his bath house buddies... 1) the donkey punch, when slopey enters his buddies rectal cavity, he gives him a swift blow to the back of the head, causing his partner to convulse and rhythmically contract his sphincter muscle, sending him into sexual orbit 2) the metamucil: first you must utilize the donkey punch to make sexual victim unconscious...then you reach up rectal cavity and pull out a stretch of lower intestine...with said intestine, you wait for "partner" to regain composure, then you proceed to strangle-fuck him with his own bowels...the look on his face will be priceless....if you can get him to pass out again, you may want to try the dirty sanchez... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Way to use combo's SB ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1152 |
The Jelly Donut- After your partner finishes giving you head and you spray you rload on ther face, punch them in the face, breaking their nose. Then mix the blood and jizz togehter in a swirling motion. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1930 |
the "granpa's shit bag"....you must steal a nearly full colostomy bag from your grandfather..cut a tiny whole in the corner then hide it under your pillow....now, begin to get it on with said girl...make sure the lights are low....pretend to come but instead grab the bag and slowly squirt it all over her stomach and face...hopefully her eyes will be closed and her mouth open.....run like hell!.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Mangina(He-Pussy)- This term is the opposite of junk. This is when a man puts his cock on the chopping block so to speak, and then enjoys the life of being a Queen in modern day america. I wonder what they do with the remains of his manhood. The only thing you need to know is that the home made hole is now called a "Mangina" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2924 |
Yeah? So what Bill? That aint a putdown YOU DAMN RIGHT! Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
This is what a couple dudes at my gym said- "When we were done raping her pretty mouth, we all sat and drank a beer. When we were done the real fun began. We fucked her so hard we drew blood. When we were finally done with this slut I grabbed her head shoved my cock back down her throat and pissed. The others pissed on her face and tits. We left her there curled up and told her we would be back another time. That is how you humiliate a slut." They told me it was consensual........WHAT!? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2924 |
damn Captain, Im not sure if thats humor or not, stick the ones that are funny, now Im thinking people in the hodd of yours should be watching their kids lol! Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
Chinese Flu- A sickness that can be accuired by eating too many Butterfingers and Ham sandwiches. This is when your ladies caboose has more freight than the chasis can lug around. Symptoms: "Dragon Ass" or "Draggin' Ass" two words that sound alike and basically have the same meaning. (i.e Your girl has a fat ass!) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1389 |
yall got problems... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 377 |
C.I i'm sure am glad you and i are friends.....here's to you! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 385 |
This is Elite fitness Best Thread....EVER. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 377 |
I see you get the same reaction from people on the internet as you do in real life!! Keep up the good work! Oh for the women who ask if he gets laid with this type of personality, You bet your greasy holes he does! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
SS- Thank you for all of your support and i will continue in my wicked ways! I'll try to win some money for you in Atlantic City! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
(The New York Taco) When you drink alot of beer at the bar, pick up the hottest chick at the bar, take her home and when things get hot and heavy, boot in her box and then eat it! ------------------ |
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