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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 10:42 AM

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Well I'm still alive at least No Thick I was no obducted....what a long long night morning day Long long long story...so I won't bore you all...just wanted to say hi...and tell you pics might take awhile because I don't know where my camara is but I think my friends have some

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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JohnnyO

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posted October 31, 2000 10:53 AM

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Hopefully things will be better...

I saw a lot of Shagwell's at the club Saturday... I kissed one on the navel.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 11:19 AM

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I didn't see one....jsut me And no Austins or Dr.Evils either But I saw a kick ass Storm Trooper costume....it must have cost a fortune...it looked like the real thing...awsome


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JohnnyO

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posted October 31, 2000 11:32 AM

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The best costume I saw was a VERY VERY convincing Edwina and Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous.

Have you ever seen Absolutely Fabulous?


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smallboy2

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posted October 31, 2000 11:32 AM

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my friend was a stormtrooper last year, they cost like $800.


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Thick dawg

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posted October 31, 2000 12:19 PM

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Long story, eh? Unless it involves handcuffs and sadistic Lesbian prison gaurds, I'm not interested...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 12:39 PM

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ding ding ding....show him whats he's won....


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JohnnyO

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posted October 31, 2000 12:43 PM

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so did you get arrested?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 01:16 PM

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JohnnyO

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posted October 31, 2000 01:20 PM

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Tell us what happened! ?

Hell it can't be worse than me having a bitch slap fest in the middle of hick country!


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Rotten

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posted October 31, 2000 01:22 PM

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I just got these photos from a buddy in Florida. Now we know why shaggy had such a bad time. She got really drunk and woke up the next day in bed with Thick Dawg.


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Mr. T

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posted October 31, 2000 02:53 PM

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Hehe. I know how to make you feel better Shaggy. In Psychology they call it exposure. It involves reintroducing the patient to the stressful event. In this case, I would have to handcuff you and make you my prison bitch.
J/K Shag, I hope your OK

Oh yeah, nice quote. Thats my favorite part from Austin Powers 1.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 03:40 PM

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No sadistic lesbeian prision guards thank god...but I had freakin 3 cops ask for my number, and upon nicely saying how I don't give it out they gave me theirs...I mean how do you tell a cop you don't what their number when your being processed?....anyone want to date some FL cops? JohnnyO? hehehe


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JohnnyO

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posted October 31, 2000 03:45 PM

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no dating cops for me!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 03:51 PM

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I hear you JohnnyO...no offense to the cops or previous ones on the board....but there is not too many people I would not give a chance, but I have yet to meet a cop who didn't have a god complex...even my sister's a MP and she get that complex too...I gotta put her in check once in a while


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Mr. T

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posted October 31, 2000 04:25 PM

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You just insulted an aweful lot of people that you always talk to on this board and that you dont even know are cops Shag. If you have a problem consult internal affairs or your local newspaper, dont stereotype all cops-


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted October 31, 2000 04:44 PM

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I'm not trying to stereo type...please don't take offense..I think its just hard for cops to leave their work behind...I mean if they don't act like a bad ass a work they can get in trouble with the scum they are dealing with...I understand that...I want my sister to act like a bitch so those scum don't try shit on her. But she forgets to let that guard down when shes off duty...and thats what I see in alot of cops that have approached me to ask me out.

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