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 I have ebola
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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what do i do?     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 180 |
Kiss your ass goodbye while you still can. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 830 |
lift hard ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2252 |
-The Ebola Virus -Or the Reign of King Cyrus -You can see the weakness of a man right through his Iris. ------------------ "I'm reaching a height which you said cannot be, I'm bringing the light which you said you can't see" | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 47 |
If you seriously had it you'd already be dead, so thats not very funny. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
Let me give you the address of my ex-wife... Give her a big hug and wet kiss for me. Oh... And don't forget to cough and sneeze on her also. Thanks. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1292 |
Are you bleeding out of your eyes yet? If not you can get in one last good lay!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 428 |
no bleeding from the eyes yet. however, when I peed this morning I saw my spleen in the stream of pee. is this a bad thing | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1765 |
Havoc, Good Wu reference. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1428 |
Count how many orifices you have and watch them squirt out blood...? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Dont worry the spleen is highly over rated you can on with out it just fine.. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
I hear Chicken Soup is good for Ebola. If that doesn't work I suggest you take alot of aspirin to accelerate the orifice bleeding. You'll probably be dead before you can read this, but if not try the chicken soup. ------------------ - Kwai-Chang Caine | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 75 |
Well I don't know if they have any gym equipment in the CDC in Atlanta, but if they do while your in quaranty (misspelled?) make sure to clean up all of your blood for the next person. YO!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 35 |
I like chicken soup... Is ebola a bad thing? I think we should all get some of it. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 315 |
This S--- isn't even funny. If you've ever seen pictures of a person who died of it, you'd stop laughing. It must be one of the most painful ways to die. All the people can do is listen to their screams of pain and hope they die quickly. Then after their dead, they can't even be given a proper burial, the bodies are burned because the virus is still active on the body even after death, and anyone who comes in contact with it could get infected. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Being gang anally gang rapped by a large herd of silver back gorillias might be a little more painful way to die... Just a thought... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 296 |
I gotta agree with GetHuge here..Ebola is not something to laugh at... There is currently an outbreak of it in Uganda... This is a very serious and deadly virus..check out this web page for outbreak info..http://144.92.19.158/outbreak.html ------------------ |
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posted October 27, 2000 10:00 AM
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