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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Is Big Bird from Sesame Street a male or female???? I know it's tall , yellow, and retarded but if it's a male, let's just say it ain't the most masculine feathered freind I'm come across...    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
The bird is male......but the best was the count...one...two....three....four....getting excited now....five.....   | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 141 |
HE'S MALE BUT DEFINATELY A PICKLE SNIFFIN, ANKLE GRABBING, PILLOW BITTING, SWORD SWALLOWING BUTT PIRATE! I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT HE EATS HIS CORN ON THE COB THE LONG WAY! | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1731 |
what about cookie monster?...if he was so damn into cookies, why didnt he ever swallow any?...he just mashed 'em all up and let them fall out of his mouth....drives me fuckin crazy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
special....lol...I got your cookie | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1436 |
everyone knows that ernie and burt are lovers. i bet big bird will make some mighty good eatin' come thanksgiving. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
When Bert and Ernie used to take baths together, whose ass do you think the rubber duckie went up first? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
Do you think Oscar the Grouch used to sit in his garbage recepticle and masturbate to naked pics of Don Johnson? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1731 |
what was the bald black dudes name?... he looks like lou gosset junior did you see lou gosset junior in "enemy mine" it had one of the quaid brothers not the one in kingpin... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1375 |
ALL I KNOW IS SNUFFLEUPAGUS WAS BANGIN EM ALL. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 525 |
Thanks, I am laughing so damn hard everyone in the office is staring!!!! That cookie monster comment is funny! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
The bald, black guy is Gordon isn't it? Damn, both my girls watch SS, I'll never look at it the same. Hey, it could be worse, it could be Mister Rogers........Hey little neighbor ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
Is there a doubt in anyone's mind that Mr. Rogers is a raging pedophile? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
Rodgers had a strange obsession with sweaters to...hmmm | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
Did you ever notice at the beginning of every episode he would come in and start undressing until he would get interrupted by some puppet with down syndrome? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
quote: ditto...still laughing everytime i read it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
Nobody is that happy, man. And what about Mister McFeeley. hmmmmmm? Think about it..... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
Never heard of Mr.McFeeley...but I'd like to meet him...what about Captain .Kangaroo....guess llamas weren't in then  [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited October 24, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
Mr. McFeeley was the mail man that would periodically knock on the door and deliver to Mister Rogers his package from Fredricks of Hollywood. Oooooooh I nice leather sweater...... Thank you neighbor ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
So Mr. McFeeley has a well-worn ass then, too?? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
What was the name of that Seasame Street movie that came out in the theaters rated G??? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
I don't know but I once saw movie called "The Muppets Take Debbie" in the video store. It was'nt in the G section, though... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 196 |
Mr. McFeely is a well known pedophile. His first name is Touchy  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1367 |
what up with that signature Shaggy? i've seen that somewhere before..... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1731 |
i doubt it, its too long to scribble on the bathroom wall...and your head would be bobbing up and down so much you couldn't read it anyway.... thanks for playing | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1367 |
billy your starting to get on my nerves fool...look give me 2 mintues and then check your hotmail. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1065 |
I posted this before but what the hell one more time won't hurt(abridged version)... -I'd shit my pants if I seen a 6 foot pidgeon called big bird. -The count is a pimp. Look at his friggin cape and house. And the way he talks, once the camera's off and Elmo reports back from taking it in the ass Count says "Why are you late? I give you one TWO smacks across the face. What you don't have my money? Three FOUR." -Snufalufagus has to be a crackhead. Always walking around stoned and shit saying "Hey Bird." -Oscar. Everyone always asks him why hes pissed off all the time. HE LIVES IN A MOTHERFUCKING TRASH CAN. Of course hes gonna be pissed, wouldn't you? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1347 |
Billy is right Slick...from a close personal arche nemisis of mine ....whhuuuhha..ha.ha.hah.ha....  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1209 |
Big bird is a stank ass hoe! Slick learn to put two and two together. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1027 |
Do you think Big Bird's beak is long enough to give himself a rimjob? |
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posted October 24, 2000 03:44 PM
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