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 DONT TALK TO ME WHEN I AM PISSING!!!
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| Author | Topic: DONT TALK TO ME WHEN I AM PISSING!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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STUPID FUCKS TRY TO HAVE A CHAT WHILE I AM TAKING A PISS... JUST DONT... I AM LOOKING DOWN AT MY DICK, I DONT WANT TO LOOK YOU SOME PECKER TALKING TO ME.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1308 |
What do they talk to you about...? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 399 |
you should close the door while you're in the stall. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1009 |
Or when the tellers try and talk to you when your jerking off in line at the bank. That really irritates me... | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1385 |
i hate that too.. i have a hard enough time going because i'm shy and i'm trying to concentrate. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2213 |
I get yelled at when I reply because my entire body swivels. ------------------ "SHINE SO VIBRANTLY THAT YOU MUST SQUINT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1308 |
What I wanna know is whats the deal with those "urine cakes"? what are you boys pissing?? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1157 |
Longest Labia Minora Women of several African tribes artificially enlarge their labia to remarkable lengths. Beginning as young lasses, females of the Venda and Benin tribes (located in southern and western Africa, respectively) tug constantly on their labia to elongate them. Sometimes the girls will band together and assist one another. Sort of like a kinky version of a knitting circle, I guess. The labia can hang as much as 7 inches in length, much to the delight of the menfolk, who find women with lengthened lips very desirable. In case you're wondering how the manage with such ponderous equipment, they often push the long labia into the vaginal orifice to protect them during normal household chores. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1051 |
Amen to that MB. Shags the mystery behind the urine cake will be explained. Its a known fact that guys miss the toilet. But its also a known fact that we love a challenge. The cake acts a target and guys want to hit the target, therefore not missing. Not alot of people know this cause its a subconscious affect, but once learned the average male will miss the urinal deliberatly, if noone else in the bathroom at the same time in spite of the clever janitor's attempts to make his job a little easier. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1308 |
Rex...ahhh I see...so why not make a bull eye on it and go for points....you could hang a chaulk board on the wall...this would solve madbomers problem because if anyone wasnt to take he can say...wait till me game is over please  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3273 |
man i love it when girls talk to me..while they piss..on me  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 103 |
I hate when people talk to me while Im pissing or taking a shit, it messes up my damn concentration. Now if Im drunk it doesnt matter. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 476 |
More importantly, make sure you put paper down on the seat before you piss. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1051 |
Shags I was in a restaurant in Virginia Beach that had a bullseye in it. Very clever. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1372 |
I always ask the guy next to me if he wants to compare. They normally say what and look up with a pissed facial expression. I just smile and say Check this out!.. They usually zip up and leave. hehehehehe! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1372 |
Mr muscle must know brick house. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 728 |
i know brickhouse too. she's a biatch | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 744 |
FLAMING to TALK IN BR | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
lol... ------------------ |
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posted October 23, 2000 12:39 PM
AACK!!!
