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Author | Topic: Condiment of Choice ;) | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Only one condiment for the rest of your life....choose wisely salt | ||
Moderator Posts: 5269 |
salt??? are you serious??? nah not at all, don't really need condoments, but if i had to choose, Mayonaise! Well not real mayo, Miracle Whip light. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 140 |
Mayonnaise baby. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Mayonaise....Mircal WHip???? Ewww....I can put some salt into some petrolum jelly and whip it up for you also.... Salt is great on everything I'm a saltaholic....I put it on everything, only downsize, water retetion...otherewise its white, grainy, and very groovey | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 119 |
Well, I'm a Trojan man myself, but Rameses is......wait...Oh! Condiments!,,,,never mind.. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 540 |
ketchup. Heinz Ketchup, from Pittsburgh of course! [This message has been edited by bb4424 (edited October 23, 2000).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Zebo....hehehe...that was so...stupid | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 612 |
Grey Peupon | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 40 |
Hellmans Mayonaise | ||
Guru Posts: 3487 |
Shags, you forot the other downside to salt, elevated blood pressure which then increases your chance for a stroke or heart attack. My condiment would be a fine woman!, never fattening (at least for me) tastes good, less filling, no cholestorol, and always satisfying (at least for me) | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Chesty...nahh...with all my running I need salt..(at least thats the excuse I use when I put it in my shakes as well...I'm addicted)...I also use aspartame, and high protien is ruining my liver I'm just a nutritional mess aren't I | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
bb...went to a Pittsburg bar the day they shalaked the Jets (after attainding the Fins Buffalo beating of course)...and ate a Primanti Bros sandwich in their honor | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 632 |
I like spicy mustard ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 2217 |
Fresh Guacamole ------------------ "SHINE SO VIBRANTLY THAT YOU MUST SQUINT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE" | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 540 |
Primanti in Pittsburgh and Lauderdale. I remember one night in Lauderale, we went to "Attic" or "Elbow Room" to see a live band. It was real late and we alked by Primanti. I could not believe it. It was great! Cleveland has a knock chain that copied the all on the bun and idea and tried to franchise it. It is not the same! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
bb...Elbow Room ....you should come at spring break...funny stuff...being from PA you know what most of the girls look like and dress like up there...well last spring break I'm at the elbow room with a bunch of friends and all these spring breakers are there....we like to bet on the foreigners ....I won soo much money because I could pick out the girls from PA by clothing alone....I was right 100% Got a few guys right too... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1166 |
Largest Clitoris Odd that an organ that has been largely ignored for most of history (by male anatomists, anyway) should suddenly see a flurry of research and speculation in the last 500 years. But you know what they say about men paying attention to their wives. Here's one account by John Davenport in Aphrodisiacs and Love Stimulants (Lyle Stuart, 1966): A remarkable instance is given by [Sir Edward] Home. It occurred in a negress who was purchased by General Melville, in the island of Dominica, in the West Indies, about the year 1744. She was of the Mandango nation, twenty-four years of age, her breasts were very flat, she had a rough voice and a masculine countenance. The clitoris was two inches long [5 cm], and in some instances resembled a common-sized thumb. When viewed at some distance the end appeared round and of a red color, but upon closer examination was found to be more pointed than that of a penis, and having neither prepuce nor perforation; when handled it became erected, and was in that state fully 3 inches long and much thicker than before�The other parts of the female organs were found to be in a natural state. One wonders who was doing the "handling" here, but the passage doesn't say. In 1824 another doctor, identified as "Otto at Breslau," reported seeing an African women with a clitoris 4� inches long and 1� inches diameter (11.4 by 3.8 cm), said to form a complete covering of the vaginal orifice. Another doctor, Bainbridge, related the case of enlarged clitoris in a woman of thirty-two whose organ was five inches in length (13 cm) and "about the diameter of a quiescent penis." In what may be the ultimate expression of medial one-uppance, an 1813 French medical encyclopedia even goes as far as to claim existence of a monstrous twelve-inch specimen (31 cm!), said to be like "the neck of a goose." This seems preposterous: come on, most guys aren't even that hung. A more credible claim would be from the 18th century Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller, who is said to have come across a woman with a monstrous clitoris measuring no less than seven inches long (18 cm). As an aside, it's kind of interesting to read the sort of goofy speculation some male chroniclers make on large clitorises. One claim, shared by Robert L. Dickinson, he of the largest penis fame, and Alfred Kinsey, is that they were strictly "utilized as [a] copulator by lesbians." Well, maybe. But don't you think you'd have to own the equipment before you make any claims on how to operate it? ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1166 |
PEPPER! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
WOdin...black or white or chilli (for the pepper that is ) | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1208 |
Sour creme | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1057 |
I DONT WEAR CONDIMENTS. BIRTH CONTROL BABY!!!!! ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.
I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT....... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1166 |
Black cracked pepper. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Cracked...what about whole pepper corns? | ||
Freak Posts: 1694 |
tobasco sauce | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
I was gonna say...what about hot sauce...crystals hot sauce | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 220 |
Ketchup | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
Spicey Thai Peanut Sauce.... | ||
Freak Posts: 1694 |
will you marry me?....i could go for some satay right now... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1322 |
gosh, it would be either bbq sauce (hot and spicey) or hot honey mustard.... shit!!!! go with bbq hot and spicey!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 863 |
Definately hot sauce. | ||
Guru Posts: 3487 |
One myth I would like to dispel is that protein messes with your liver. About the worst too much protein will do is give you sever case of constipation if enough water is not taken in. Aspartame while not harmful so far, can cause excessive bloating in women. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 458 |
Salsa / Hot sauce | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 11 |
toss up between garlic and black pepper...fortunately they're the BF's faves too...don't have to worry about garlic breath with him! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
quote: Chesty...i was being facicious sugar | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 140 |
Helmans Mayo and Frenchs Mustard would be the two of my choice! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1372 |
Crushed red pepper, I would die without it, but my butt not miss it. | ||
Guru Posts: 3487 |
Just making sure honey bun | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
no problem my little sugar glaze | ||
Moderator Posts: 887 |
Turkey Sprinkles. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
never tried the Special_Bill Sauce...how is it Thick? | ||
Guru Posts: 3487 |
I think he said salty. | ||
Freak Posts: 1694 |
like buttered popcorn sweet tits...like buttered popcorn... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 115 |
mayo thick | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 143 |
Ketchup on everything ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 149 |
How about kraft fat free ranch dressing. I love that stuff. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1311 |
garza....that fat free ranch sucks....however I'm one of the few that doesn't like ranch at all.....most fat free dressing just taste like sugar |
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