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Checkmatebloated

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1339
From:Mesquite, Tx
Registered: Mar 2000

posted October 21, 2000 11:56 AM

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I'm down with the bitches and down with hoe
Lets party my friends and phuck my foes!

NEXT?

again dumb Idea, but I bored


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FtLauderdale

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 163
From:The Sunshine State
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:00 PM

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it be funky & it be bad
but this nasty shit has dun been had

: ) LOL

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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From:slicksterville, South Slickson USslickinA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:03 PM

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LMAO at the squirel's nut sack.....lmao


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Rex37

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1033
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:09 PM

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That pic be crazy that pic be whack.
Holy shit thats one big sack.
Next.

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God forgives...Italians don't.
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special_bill

Freak

Posts: 1673
From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:13 PM

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im the biggest squirrel in the dirty south
see here girl, i got some nuts for dat mouth


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THE STEEL BEAST

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1054
From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:28 PM

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IM DA SQUIRREL ON DA TANK WIT DA BIG FUCKIN BALLS
IF ANYONEONE WANNA FUCK WIT ME ILL PUT HIS NAME ON DA WALL.

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HEY ITS THERON!!!!!!! LETS KILL HIM!

I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT.......


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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From:slicksterville, South Slickson USslickinA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:32 PM

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i dont suck nuts
and i dont takes it in the butts
i'm a good girl
i deserve a big fat pearl.

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timac

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 462
From:........texas D/FW
Registered: Jul 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:37 PM

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but I want them guts,
I wanna put it in tha p^ssy hole and tha butt.
come on little mama let me see them curls,
you still ain't gettin no f^cking pearls...


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FtLauderdale

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 163
From:The Sunshine State
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 21, 2000 12:53 PM

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You fuck'n guys have me laughing out loud : ) Funny shit LMAO : )

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BigGuns2

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Posts: 246
From:Virginia
Registered: May 2000

posted October 21, 2000 01:52 PM

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I'm da baddest fuckin squirrel on the face of the planet. I have bigger fuckin nuts than a Reno named Janet.

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pauly

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 324
From:Detroit, Mi. (go Lions !)
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 21, 2000 01:53 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~:
i dont suck nuts
and i dont takes it in the butts
i'm a good girl
i deserve a big fat pearl.



Pauly's in here, let me give it a whirl
I'll cum on your neck then give you your pearl
Get on all fours and bark like a mutt

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They come, they cum.......then they leave.


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pauly

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From:Detroit, Mi. (go Lions !)
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posted October 21, 2000 01:53 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~:
i dont suck nuts
and i dont takes it in the butts
i'm a good girl
i deserve a big fat pearl.



Pauly's in here, let me give it a whirl
I'll cum on your neck then give you your pearl
Get on all fours and bark like a mutt
scream my name you nasty .....

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They come, they cum.......then they leave.


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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From:slicksterville, South Slickson USslickinA
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posted October 21, 2000 02:00 PM

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Pauly callin out slick
slick dont need no d**K
Slick be chillin all alone
Slick dont need no bone

sex aint all dat
dat's why yall men whack
yall jack that stack
and bust a nut in yall own lap.


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pauly

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From:Detroit, Mi. (go Lions !)
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posted October 21, 2000 02:06 PM

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Props to slick
for wantin no dick
tryin to tear me up sayin sex ain't all dat
cuz all the boyz you had were just too whack
I give props for that slickassrhyme
spotlight on you, i'm out 1-time!

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d1734

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posted October 21, 2000 04:58 PM

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wtf, who wouldnt want sex?
only unless it was a nasty old mex.
i think i know whats wrong with slick...
under that skirt is a big fat dick!


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Natymike

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 702
From:Austin TX
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 21, 2000 11:16 PM

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!! RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!! RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

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havoc

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
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posted October 22, 2000 12:52 AM

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When it comes to my herb all you need is one hit
And if thats your girl well your bitch aint shit

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Pamela

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posted October 22, 2000 12:56 AM

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Yeah Baby, let me ride in yous Car.

I wiil pull my dress up and I will ride on yous.


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Frackal

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 704
From:THE VOID
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 22, 2000 01:19 AM

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GODDAMNIT SPECIAL BILL, YOU SMELL LIKE OLD CHEESE,

COULD SOMEONE IN HERE OPEN A WINDOW PLEASE!


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buckydingdong

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 270
From:knoxville/maryvill, Tennessee
Registered: May 2000

posted October 22, 2000 01:26 AM

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now bitches can burn in hell,
cause we busting out rhymes,
from special b - i - double L,


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted October 22, 2000 03:53 PM

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Niggaz get mad cause I get more butts than an ash tray. Feel the real when I get mines the fast way, ski mask way came to grab some notes, call me handsome thats why I get them chocked... More guns than roses I froze this MCs shaking in they boots, rappers yah disapear yo wack to me, take them rhymes back to the factorie, the mop shit the wack lyrics that shit is pathetic please forget it.
You mad cause my styles get higher than... don't be mad UPS is hiring, you just can't Phuck Hip pop and with that freetly you bound to get smacked, I'm not a brother but I rap a lot pack the gats a lot , my shit is about to drop.

[This message has been edited by BIG RICK ROCK (edited October 22, 2000).]


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easton

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 240
From:salt lake city utah usa
Registered: Apr 2000

posted October 22, 2000 08:32 PM

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4 and 3 and 2 and one
when im on the mic you suckers run

you must think im out of order
youre just mad cuz what i did to your daughter

i did her like this, i did her like that
i did her with my fucking whiffle ball bat

hah...old beastie boy shit!


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soxace45

Cool Novice

Posts: 12
From:
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posted October 22, 2000 09:23 PM

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her shit was wack
but I did her in da crack
she was hopped up on smack
that I jizzed on her back.....


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1-body

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 52
From:baton rouge, La.
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 22, 2000 11:08 PM

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now it must be the booty
that got me all goofy
but when i'm on the mik
i run in hoes like porno movies

THE DIRTY SOUTH!!!


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boricua

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 57
From:the ghetto
Registered: Oct 2000

posted October 22, 2000 11:48 PM

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my mic is like my bitch i eat it out 7 days a week there aint no rap super star who could step foot in my jungle with out me pulling out my heat!

the life of a thugged out cat from da nyoo!


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MrMuscle

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From:Norway, the land of the vikings
Registered: Feb 2000

posted October 23, 2000 12:33 AM

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i gave my dog a bone last night

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"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

"Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray

"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock


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glen benton 666

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Posts: 101
From:none of your bussiness
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 23, 2000 12:44 AM

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LAME


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