"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied
the professor. "That's real good," the redneck responded in
awe. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since
you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN"!!!

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae. This is incredible" !! The redneck is
obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you
are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing
I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
The first redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him,
walked back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin ?", the second redneck asked his
friend.

"Math, history, and logic," replies the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic ?", asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya ?"