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 Whose the Prettiest?
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Freak 
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besides me...tell me what a pretty little bitch you are...i might believe you....     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 821 |
The underside of my scrote inspired no less than three impressionists to create soul-reaving triptychs. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1328 |
oh miss thang there is only room for one pretty bitch here... and it aint you honey. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2038 |
I hear it all the fukkin time. Pretty boy - how the hell would that be. At deer camp it will be a whole weekend of mr.arnold and shit, give us a face shoot. Fuk you bill had to go and bring up all these emotions. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2038 |
Hey - who's your hero? Thats what I'm talkin about. See now do you believe me. AWWWWW fuk [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited October 19, 2000).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
johnnyO- two words girlfriend, night cream....it's time... cleaner- your neck is way too thick, it has nothing on my delicate features... weaponx- yeah, you are probably pretty cute (in thailand maybe) none of you will take my tiara! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
I am a big man in Thailand! All the little Thai girls cringe as I flex my bis, and they exclaim with girlish glee, "Hey man, you didn't pay me enough for this shit." ------------------ [This message has been edited by Weapon X (edited October 19, 2000).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2038 |
You suck I'm ruined for life. No one will ever want me. I'm damaged goods. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
dont trip over my bridal train as you lumber off, you big ass water buffalo... i am the daintiest belle of the ball... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Dainty calves, Bill. Only dainty calves... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
you'd still buy me a drink | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
And you'd still cook me breakfast, bitch. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
touche', my little flaming pop-tart... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Awww... roll back over onta yer belly, my little cock-holster! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 290 |
Hey pretty boys! What can I get for $5?? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
ewwww.....a girl.....go away bitchtress...this is for fairy puppets only... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
I'll suck one labe for $5, Sailor. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
sailor_girl leave those two love birds in pieces.. they deserve each other. and you billygirlgruff NIGHT CREAM? Whatever, queen! you need dermabrasion with battery acid and a rotary sander. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
damn- what was i thinking, sparring with a gay man about skin care?...i really don't know my role... but here goes: your monobrow isn't "dramatic looking", its just creepy...like you tied a squirrel around your head... the moon called, it wants its surface back (in reference to your over-sized pores) CAAW! CAAW! Crow's Feet | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 479 |
YOU GUYS ARE TO F-ING MUCH!!!!! FUNNY AS SHIT | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Unibrow Suspension and Permabeard Undercoating. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
Unibrow? That's coming from my little poster child for birth control? hmmmm... I hear you got paid well for letting them film "Gorillas in the Mist" while you were taking a shower. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1321 |
pretty boy billy.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
did the thread say "welcome skanky females"?, no, go back to the dog track and earn your keep woman... but thanks for pointing out the obvious fact that i'm the most prettiest boy around... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
Well! Slick obviously is overdue for an appointment with her optometrist, or she's some backwater biatch with no taste. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1321 |
 i know JohnnyO is the prettiest he has dark hair dont ya honey? i likes that..and a tan right? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
yes that's right.. dark hair, tan.. and a little goatee just like Victor Cruz...not the florescent pink color that Mr. Bill has. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 94 |
WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 426 |
I think Weapon won!! Pamela | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1233 |
quote: JohnnyO...and crows feet....I don't believe it....I won't believe it...I wanna see the pic....must be a bad scanner | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
i don't really know what johnnyO looks like, i'm just sure he isn't as pretty as me... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 994 |
My nutsack won Best of Show 3 years running at the county fair... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1233 |
special...I dont' think you that much of a pretty boy...I don't like pretty boys | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
check your yahoo mail darling. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1233 |
special...I dont' think you that much of a pretty boy...I don't like pretty boys | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 994 |
My nutsack won Best of Show at the county fair 3 years running. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
just because i have a huge chiseled chest, wide as a barn back, and 18 inch arms, doesn't mean i don't like to be treated like a lady.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
fucked up | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Pamela likes my birthmark. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
did you post a pic you little freak?..where it at? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1328 |
Weapon X = Gorbachev | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
My sack looks like Gorbachev and Snuffleupaguss's love child. ------------------ |
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