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Steelheart

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From:Pierrefonds, QC, Canada
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posted October 19, 2000 01:39 PM

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When I shave my ass I noticed my farts make a loud noise. When I stay hairy my farts make no noise.
Things that make you go hmmmm....

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Rex37

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posted October 19, 2000 01:42 PM

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The hair acts a silencer. Only explanation.

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Weapon X

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From:Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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posted October 19, 2000 01:43 PM

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Your sphincter shag acts as a baffle. When that's gone, teh sound waves are unimpeded.

Man, you must have had a hairy ass, though.

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decibel

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posted October 19, 2000 01:51 PM

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i'd rather have loud farts than dingleberries.
i've been shaving since my teens. it should be a practice of hygiene more than an aesthetic preference.


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Weapon X

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posted October 19, 2000 01:52 PM

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I can't imagine trying to shave my arsehole.
My sack, yes.
But how do you maneuver in your own crack??

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Rex37

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posted October 19, 2000 01:53 PM

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Damn straight Decibel. I took a number 2 razor to my legs and ass the other night. They look alot better too.

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JohnnyO

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From:Houston, TX, USA
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posted October 19, 2000 02:05 PM

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Since when did young people start getting hair on their ass.. i had to be 20 or so before that happend! hehe.


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JustinM

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posted October 19, 2000 04:04 PM

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when do you stop getting new hair on yuor body, like arms, legs, chest..etc (not ears and other stupid shit)

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Weapon X

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posted October 19, 2000 04:11 PM

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I'm over thirty and I'm still getting new hair.
I didn't even have to shave on a daily basis until I got out of the Army.

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Rex37

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From:Philly, PA, USA
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posted October 19, 2000 05:36 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyO:
Since when did young people start getting hair on their ass.. i had to be 20 or so before that happend! hehe.

Johnny O: I've been hairy since 13. No lie. I'm Italian so I guess that helps. Dark skin+dark hair= looks even darker. Hit me w/ an email Johnny, I need to ask ya a question bout pics.

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special_bill

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From:NE alabama
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posted October 19, 2000 05:39 PM

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hey rex i can answer it for you...no, playboy doesn't show "wood"...try another mag...


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Rex37

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posted October 19, 2000 05:40 PM

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LOL @ Bill. Nah I need help posting a pic for tomorrow. I gotta use an old one cause my bro has the digital camera and he lives w/ my mom.

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