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 what your best friend wouldn't tell you
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Novice 
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I've been eating several cans of tuna (well, 3 or 4) for a couple of years now. Well, I wanted the ground to swallow me up at work the other day when I walked into the room and someone on the other side of the room called out in front of everyone that she could smell me from where she was. She then said that it was because I had a can of tuna every day. WTF, I thought and haven't had a can since. And that stuff is so cheap and covenient, esp with rice and ketchup. I've decided to spare their precious noses, and can't have protein pwdr either because my farts would clear the room, and there's no dog to blame. My question is: how can I stop the tuna smell from emanating from all the pores of my body? I don't have a regular sex partner, snd noone ever told me that I was offensive. I don't mind a bit of a laugh at my expense on the board, but I do hope that someone will give some advice. This board is good for a laugh and a mine of information.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 143 |
Fuck that. I'd eat all the protein I could and blow that bitch to China with one BIG healthy protein fart. Ignorant people suck. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 420 |
Is she saying that it's coming from your pores? I don't believe her! I eat 2 to 3 cans a day. May be she's saying it's coming from your breath! (Not saying your breath smells bad), but I always brush my teeth after I eat my tuna. Or is she saying you are letting out gas? lol Now that's a different story!!!  I know someone who takes Garlic every day. And eats it too. I can smell the garlic coming out of his pores. Now that smells bad!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1094 |
BRO She just had a back draft comin up from her stinky crotch is all, don't sweat it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
Tunabreath...try adding lemon juice to the tuna....cuts the fishiness totally out...may help with the smell as well...mix the tuna wiht lemon juice at home so the smell from opening the can isn't in the office. Also try some breath mints of brush | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2161 |
Stop washing your hair in the aquarium. ------------------ "SHINE SO VIBRANTLY THAT YOU MUST SQUINT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1261 |
ACTUALLY, ITS THE FISH BODY OILS... AND IT CAN COME FROM TEH PORES... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 381 |
what you should've done when she called you out in front of the entire room is say look you fat mcdonalds eating bizzotch, if you smell tuna from where you are sitting you probably need to go home and wash your cookie out cuz the only fish smell here is coming from your non summers eve using self. then promptly drop a protein bomb and yell grenade and dive out of the room just in time. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1265 |
She would still suck you if she had the chance. |
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posted October 19, 2000 03:21 AM