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 I'm bored...What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
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Freak 
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Well?    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Dude, this is your thread, you go First!!!  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Most...I'm sure I have worse but here's one.....ok when I go bike riding I usually wear my little bike shorts and no undies or a g. SO I go to meet my guy friend to ride with him who lives by the beach. SO i'm riding alon bymyself towards the beach and I'm noticing I'm gettign a whole hell of alot more attention than I normally do..GUys honking yealling at me slowing down etc...SO I finally meet up with my friend and he starts to ride behind and suddenly stops. I realize he's smiling very big,a dn staring at my ass. Turns out there is a mega hole in the back of my shorts. Yep...my ass and tiny pink g showing for the whole freakin world to see  SO....I made him take off his shirt so I could tie it around my waist. Tag...whos next? | ||
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Freak
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One time this hot chick at my old gym walked over to talk to me while I was doing some heavy skull crushers (lying on a bench) and while she was standing there waiting for me to get done, this God aweful protein fart came out of left field somewhere. She didn't say anything, but I don't know how she could have missed it. | ||
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Freak
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Shagwell...Do you have any pictures? You know, just to prove that it really happened. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
no pics...but maybe I'll go riding in your neighborhood someday  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1261 |
keep em coming, i am bored too and never have had any of these moments... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1605 |
i cinched up my toe clips too tight on my mountain bike and fell over while trying to stop at an intersection.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I shit myself in public once. | ||
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Moderator 
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Oh my bill, I fall over once every couple of months from not unclipping fast enough.. I fell over this past sunday, but I wouldn't call it that embarrassing. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
I bare my ass for you people and this is all you can come up with .....toe clips??? Weapon...your excuse...thats just freakin gross | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1605 |
it's embarrassing when you just winked at two cute sorority girls in the car next to you.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 763 |
I wasn't feeling very well. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1859 |
Is that how you got the name "Special" Bill? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1605 |
no, it's because i am borderline retarded | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
come on....don't lie and tell me thats all you got...I got plenty more but I'm holding out to I hear some good ones | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 763 |
Queefs don't count, Shagwell. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 556 |
I agree with Shagwell, you get nothing from me until I hear something better than "toe clips...." | ||
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Cool Novice 
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Well a couple of years ago (still living with mom)I brought my girlfriend home on a saterday afternon for some kinky sex. Well to get to my room you go through the living room and there is no other way out except for the window. So we get bare and start to go at it. Now my parients are not supposed to be home for hours. She hears something in the livingroom, I get off and look and there they are satring at my naked ass on top of everything we had the door to my room open so I'm sure they herd something. Man I did-not leave the room for a good 45minutes after they saw me. They were totally cool about the situation, they didn't say anyting, but I was embarassed and she crawled out the window. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Me and a buddy of mine got caught selling Playboys when we were in 6th grade. We got suspended for a week. Made some good bank, though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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THICK, IN 6TH GRADE I SOLD BUBBLE GUM... I, UH, "PASSED GAS" IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND THIS SUMMER... I DONT DO STUFF LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF HER... ANYWAY, I LOOKED AT HER AND SAID "AAAHHHHH"... SHE WAS SHOCKED... I WAS VERY RED!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
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Not bad so far. Here goes mine. I was at the local bookstore picking up the latest issue of flex etc, with my training partner. Well of course no visit to the bookstore is complete without looking at some good ole porn mags. I am not a shy person by nature, so I walk over and start to lookin. My buddie is near me and we are checking out the fine ladies. Well I flip to a page and its a blond girl and very well hung black guy giving it to her. I show him this and say 'there is me giving it to you' I flip to the next page and there is a pic of this guys huge boner. I then say ' here is apic of my big ole black donger, you like that!'. Well, I look over and say well you like that!.. to my horror my buddy had moved and I failed to notice this. In his place stood a frail older man with a look of shock and terror in his eyes. I was like opps, sorry bro I thought you were my friend. I then fled the scene. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I screwed a camel once thinking it was a llama, boy was my face red. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Freak
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poon daddy...I was reading that with a client on the phone....I had to hit mute so he wouldn't hear me. | ||
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Freak
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poon daddy wins, that was funny | ||
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Cool Novice
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AJ , if you could have seen this guys face......... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Here's one that was hillarious...while in school I took a semster at sea and we (the students) also flew to a bunch of different countries. Well on flight there were about 12 students and we had suitcases and shit and we had to go through customs and they do the regualr bag check etc...So one girls electronic friend tipped off the xray guy...he didn't know what it was so she had to open up her bag and show it...in the midst of all us laughing the guy still didn't get what it was....finanally some other bagges guys came up and when the x ray guy finally uduerstood what it was...he smilled real big at the girl Classic....and no I don't have any pics | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
That's a good one, So what's your friends name | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1308 |
A friends prince albert and frenum set of the xray at the airport.. but that was not embarressing for me, I thought it was funny. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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How do you "set off" an xray, JohnnyO? Did they attempt to xray his penis? Rather intrusive. What airport was this? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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JohnnyO...most of mine I find funny...not much embarasses me anymore | ||
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Moderator
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The metal detector thing.. i guess it's not technically an xray.. they thought he had a knife in his pants. He had to go into the corner an pull it out so they could see. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Ya might as well laugh at yourself...hell everyone else is | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1308 |
Oh that was Hobby airport... they must have their detector set really high since my boots set it off as well .. now when I go to that airport i wear sandals. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
I like this topic...I have sooo many things...makes me laugh.....but I want others to share | ||
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Moderator
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Embarrassing for me... hmm.. well, in a handout I gave my class I had a typo that said "twat" instead of "what" i ran into a clean sliding glass door thinking it was open.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I was present for this one. A friend of mine was learning to water ski, she had never gotten up before for more than a few seconds. Well, this one time she got up and at the same time her top came off and she was skiing for about a minute topless! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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When I was in highschool, we were at a party and this chick went into the bathroom and she wrecked it so bad she crawled out the window and split! The door was locked so they had to go back through the window to open it. Of course we all were around to use it so we knew she went in and never came out. Wasn't me but it was funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
mmmmmmm..yummy shagwell | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
Got caught having sex with my preachers daughter in the organ loft by her mom, haven't been back to church since it was right after i had communed | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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My parents found my homemade fuckdoll when I was about 14 or 15. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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tell it on the mountain superdave... | ||
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Moderator
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About 30 Iron Brothers at my old gym decided we would all go to this club one Saturday night to check out a cool local band(Dave Mattews at the time)...All of us were huge and trying to be cool as hell. The band took a break, and everyone went outside for fresh air...there had to be 100 or more poeple standing around talking, myself and the Iron Brothers included. Across the parking lot a knockout babe was coming right toward the crowd, the closer she got...the more quiet it became. She was a babe God from Hell too!! Red hair, tan, green eyes....tight jeans and sweater on....stunning!!! It got totally quite...not a fucking sound...Well, I've always been sorta the leader of our Iron Tribe...soooooo!!! As she walked by all of us with our jaws hanging down, I decided to be Joe Fucking Cool and blurted out, " Damn, I sure would like to crawl in your pants tonight! " She turned around and smiled at me with perfect,even white teeth and said very calmly, " What for? I already got one asshole in these jeans! " Every Mutha Fucker there roared....heh heh heh...I just stood there and sucked it up...she got me good, and I had to eat it....heh heh heh....might not be funny now, but you had to be there!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Damn Ranger, that sucks ass...hehe. bill: What does say it on the mountain top mean? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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I was checking out an apartment a few years ago, and the girl showing me around was a TOTAL hottie. Her ass could have stopped traffic. Anyway, I was checking out her fine ass as she walked into the next room, and I went straight into a glass dining room table, with china, glasses, silverware, flowers and the whole nine yards. Knocked the whole thing over, put a hole in the wall, all the shit broke and I pretty much bolted out the door. Ended up buying a house instead. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Basement...hehe... I walked into a machine at eh gym while smiling at a guy...damn bruised up my shins bad....I shook it off like the smooth girl I am....I limped back to the water fountain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
Come on...this is my favorite topic to date...I wanna read more...please | ||
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Freak
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This wasn't really embarrassing because I don't think anyone saw it, but one time when I was on some test, I was doing leg extensions and this girl walks by in one of those distractingly tight outfits and I get a woody that didn't want to go away. So I had to sit there for 10 minutes doing absolutely nothing waiting for my buddy to calm down. I was hoping nobody would come over wanting to use that machine. | ||
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Guru
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Getting caught in the bathtub with my girlfriend by her mother. She found my underwear on her counter. Funniest thing I ever seen was a 350 pound woman shaking her cane at me saying I was the devil. All I could do was laugh. |
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