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 Driving Flirting.....whats the deal?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1105 |
Ok heres my question, and I know I'm gonna get flamed for thsi one but I'm posting it anyway: If you driving with your window down and lets say some guy is checking you out, pulls up next to you, smiling, and stuff what do you do? I normally just smile...and thats it. But have you ever started talking or what? Anyones experiences? ...bring on the pain     | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2149 |
When that occurs I like to scratch my ass and pick a winner out of my nose, I then throw the booger on the girls car with the hope that it crusts up before she can wash it off, its exhilirating. ------------------ "SHINE SO VIBRANTLY THAT YOU MUST SQUINT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
So it was you Havoc!!!  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 974 |
If it's a girl, I hop in her back seat and start masturbating ferociously. If it's a guy, vehicular homocide. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 370 |
if some guy is checking me out while i am driving i usually check to see if someone stuck a pink triangle or rainbow sticker on the back of my car. we used to do that to people we didn't like at school. they wouldn't notice the shit for several days, that has to suck. girls don't flirt with guys in cars...it's usually the other way around. i check out chicks all the time while i'm driving but i don't flirt if i see a cute one. what's the point? it's not like they're gonna roll down the window and ask you to pull over or anything and hit it like speedbag. if anything you're gonna look like a psycho. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1566 |
i very nicely point out the fact that there is a man with a knife in the back seat... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
quote: So this won't be a good line for me to use? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1159 |
I usually unroll my dick from around the garden hose holder I keep in my car. I toss it in her window with my business card attached to the tip. Then I roll it back up before someone drives over it. This works 9 out of 10 times. Sometimes it hits em in the head and kills em. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1834 |
If the guy is drooling and masturbating, you probably shouldn't talk to him. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 539 |
I don't do shit, because I don't want a guy flirting with me. And I only have eyes for one hot momma as it is. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 79 |
If a dude is starring at me i usually ask what the fuck you looking at? If some chic is starring i just lick my eyebrow, my tongue says it all! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 577 |
hahahaha at the responses. We have such a funny board! I'm like you AGENT SHAGWELL....I usually just smile. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 11 |
Common girls, If a cute guy pulls up next to you, lets say at a red light and you both make eye contact. He rolls down the window to say something. do you A:smile and drive on when the light turns green B: don't even look at him and go at the first green light or C: smile back and roll down your windwo too. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
I would smile...and maybe roll my window down too...depends on my mood or just keep on truckin..So guys...what would you think if you pulled up to a chick and smiled and she rolled her windo down and started talking to you? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 687 |
I'd think she was a whore. Not that that's a bad thing... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
If your looking for dates when your driving, your labido is in major overdrive. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1237 |
ok, that speedbag comment was fucking great!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 687 |
Sometimes I masturbate whilst I drive. It's great when a tour bus pulls up alongside. I tell 'em it's the Washington Monument. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
I love to sing in the car....I don't care whose watching...i have no shame in my game...so who else sings no matter what? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
If A chick pulled up to me in a car and started talking to me.... Gosh, geeze I, I, I dont know WHAT I'd do... HA HA I talk back silly.. If she was cute I'd ask her to pull over. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 265 |
One time me and my friends Jessie and Karla were going to visit our boyfriends down in Illinois when they were still in Great Lakes training for the Navy and we were going down I94 southbound and these guys next to us were all waving and stuff and we had some whip cream in the car so we were teasing them with it and stuff. It was sooooooo hilarious!!! It's fun to play those games on the freeway! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1566 |
a trucker threw a cup of piss on my car once.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
Spack...but what would you hink of a girl who talked to you from her car? bacabe thinks her libido would be in major overdrive.. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
No I wouldn't | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1105 |
special_bill..lol just wondering...I get alot of that....I think when your in your car and alone...when I go out I go out with my friends who are guys, so I usual get looks but they think I'm the girlfriend of one of the guys I'm with,,,I love my friends but they are messing up my game |
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