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 I Want To Get My Dick Sucked On Friday
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Alright, here's the deal. This Friday I'm getting a ride home with this girl that likes me. She's kinda ditzy and not girlfriend material, but I want ta get her to gimme head. Now, she's always trying to feel my arms and shit, so I was thinking when/if she tries in the car, then I'll be like, "I'll let you feel my arm if you suck my dick." Hahahahahahahahahhahaha maybe not.... Anyway, all you men on the board are supposed to be some hardcore mac motherfuckers so let's see who can cum up with the best line to help Frackal get his dicked sucked this week. Well, honestly I'm not expecting any serious answers really on this topic but I think it'll be a funny thread. ------------------ - I Used To Have 1200 Posts -     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 128 |
When she starts feeling your arm tell her u have a much bigger muscle she can get her hands on | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 649 |
Hey that's actually pretty good Austin. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
or the harder muscle | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 375 |
When in doubt, whip it out... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 31 |
Just go out with Special Billy instead. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
if she tries to rub your arm, start to rub hers, and tell her that its not fair if she gets to touch you and you can't touch her. but don't go to fast, and before you know you guys are in a hotel!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 649 |
Yeah I know what you're saying Weapon. It's just that I get so tired of Special Billy's begging. Always "Oh Frackal, please let me suck your dick, please, I'll pay you, I'll do anything." "Oh Frackal, why'd ya have to shoot it in my eyes again. And can I leave my cage on Friday? It's free day for retards at the petting zoo. OUCH! No need to cock slap me." | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
Ask her what her most erotic fantasy is...then tell her yours is getting blown in the car while driving. Tell her it is a turn on, because there is a chance that people will see. Then tell her that you would like her to be the one to fulfill your fantasy. Say it with a straight face, and she will consider this. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1684 |
Frack, If you are going to et a blowjob in a car from a girl, it's already predestined. She either already wants you or she doesn't. If you were interested in a relationship, there would be a third category - on the fence - which she could fall in to. But for pure head, she's either going to do it or she isn't. You'll know pretty quickly. Matt | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
When a girl feels you arm she is checking out the goods..it is an open invitation to check out her goods...ask to see her guns, she will strike a pose then compliment her on them...then tell her that her legs look solid, then ask are they as hard as your arms...she will flex them, then squeeze them lightly and say wow, you have an awesome body..if she is game for fooling around it will start then.... You have to pay me 5$ if my patented "dizzy blonde fitness babe" blowjob lines work for you! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1684 |
Frack, One more thing - if she touches you or anything (as she always seems to) ask her point blank (as another bro mentioned) what her ideal fantasy would be. Normally I would say that line has the appeal of a urinal deodorizer, but it may work here. If she's interested in living it, she will, if not, she won't. There's no middle ground here. Matt | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
break out the weed, every woman i ran across, has this thing that once they get stoned, they want to give head. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Test the waters first, start flirting a bit. Start with the touchy feely bull sh!t then start talking a little dirty with some inuendos then if things are really going well just fuck it and WHIP IT OUT MAN. Show her your big fat cock and balls, oh yeah. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 29 |
Just ask her, say "I really want you to give me head, will you?" If she says no or nothing just pull over and say suck or walk home bitch.... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2161 |
Frack, like many have mentioned, if she starts touching you and shit just ask her if she wants to bang point blank, an example: Dumb bitch-Frackal your arms are so big Ok maybe the last two lines werent on the money but you get the picture, if she says no then who gives a fuck, I repeat, who gives a fuck, do it Frack. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 10 |
This is what you do man. Let her touch you a bit the arms or whatever. Then touch her back - anything you feel ok with. If she is into it this should get things going. Then once you are ready just (this is the critical part)just pull it out and say "now what are we going to do about this ?". If this dosen't work she's not into it. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 10 |
This is what you do man. Let her touch you a bit the arms or whatever. Then touch her back - anything you feel ok with. If she is into it this should get things going. Then once you are ready just (this is the critical part)just pull it out and say "now what are we going to do about this ?". If this dosen't work she's not into it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
Frackel you are one sick dude!Won't you test out your manhood on yourself first! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1311 |
Well frack you have experience in this, how did you get the internet girl to do it? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 649 |
Actually Johnny, she was easy, she was a stupid whore who was ugly and I was already mad so I didn't care what she thought, so I basically said, "Suck my dick." And she did. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Magic Storm fears the teeth. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1612 |
i was always the kinda young punk that would pull it out and put their hand on it....i wouldnt force them do anything of course, just give them that extra bit of encouragement...i was no master of subtlety.... | ||
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Novice
Posts: 2 |
Just ask straight out, if she says no..move on ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
Whip it out grab her hair and tell her to get to blowin ya! Tell her you do me i will do you later, just don't let later ever come! Tell her you LOVE HER, this always works, then when you get to your destination kick her out the car! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1518 |
special bill hit it on the head ..bro while your flirting ..just pull your cock out ..and take her hand and place it on your cock..if she continues to play your in..if not ..then so what you gave it a valiant effort ...no biggie...i mean what is she going to do..tell the schol you wanted her to suck your cock..yeah and so does the entire senior class...just go for it
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1266 |
If she starts to touch you let her and the grab her hand and rub is on your abs(if you have abs) then move it down to speical place. No underwear, the get in the way on these car things. If you got a gut, just grab her hand and put it in the special place asap. Have fun and go slow over the bumps. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1684 |
Havoc: "Down like four flats". That's fuckin great. I never heard anyone outside of the military say that. Matt | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
if you pull the cock out on her it will be very awkards...BUT, it has worked...it just causes some laughs and you gotta be kidding attitude, stay strong and tell her she is so hot...it will work on the dizzy blonde. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1612 |
check speaks the truth, young soldier.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
Get "stranded" with her. Then take it out. If she refuses, beat off onto her schoolbooks. Then say, "You've got about 5 minutes to decide whether to go down on me or if I have to do that again." ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 295 |
Follow Havoc on this one. Be straight up with her and recite what he said word for word. Trust me, this works most of the time. For Sure. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1612 |
havoc uses the zen approach....it will depend on what kind of girl it is....some don't want honesty like that, they want the bullshit game, that's where i step in... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 982 |
We all want to get our dick sucked on Friday. We'll the guys anyways and maybe some of them girls who have them. JK ladies. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 124 |
WHEN SHE'S LOOKING THE OTHER WAY PULL OUT YOUR RIG, AND WHEN SHE LOOKS BACK SAY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE? RESPOND WITH IT'S MY PET SNAKE IF YOU PLAY WITH HIM LONG ENOUGH HE WILL SHOT HIS VENOM AT YOU! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
grab her by the ears and yell "WATCH OUT TEETH!!!" that should do it. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 556 |
When she is squeezing your arms, tell her if she sucks your dick, your arms will get bigger. Dumb chicks are so easy to fool it is not funny. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 44 |
Hey Frackal: Let her sqeeze your arm(s) and let her know that you have a very special muscle you could have her help you with, a oral massage would be most welcome. I hope you get the b.j. you want. Let the board know how it goes. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 649 |
It's not gonna happen.  Oh well. I can't get a ride with her because she won't be out of her class 'till 1, and I need to be at work by 1:30. Looks like I'm taking the bus. FUCK! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
Fuck work, chipmunk. |
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