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 Best pick-up lines.....
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Freak 
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Fire away...Let's hear 'em.    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 463 |
"your parents must be retarded... because you sure are special"  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1149 |
ajc...no offense there sugar but we just did this one like last week  But what the ehell here my fav:"Baby you got space panties on?...cuase your ass is outta this world" any original line that makes me laugh I stick around...cause I wanna hear more...the non original guys who just come up and introduce themselves....don't get any points for originality [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited October 17, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 65 |
"Uhhh, Hey there pretty lady!" -The next thing I know I'm getting laid. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
"I am considered relatively attractive in my home country" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 982 |
"I'll bet you are a beautiful person on the inside." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
Sorry Shagwell ...I guess there is someone on here more than me. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
"I believe you are what you eat, so i want to be you in the morning". | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
DAMN YOU GOT SOME BIG OLE TITTIES!!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
The straight forward approach: Wanna fuck? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
Hi, my name is magic storm. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
they seem to like this one.... how much? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 647 |
DAMN BITCH YOU STUPID FLY!! LET ME PULL UPTA THAT BUMPA AND SMAAACK THAT MONKEY! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1094 |
How YOU doin.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
DAM GIRL IS YOUR FATHER A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BOMB!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 231 |
Do you sleep on your stumach? Can I? Can you feel the passion between us? Little lower. Ya baby, we can make love, but don't forget to fuck me. T Bone'ya | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 29 |
quote: ajc thats my line... I usually say so you gonna let me fuck or what... Or if she is with a guy "Drop that wimp and get with this pimp" be ready to fight when you use this line.. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Lets do some math baby add you and me subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply sharps [This message has been edited by Sharps (edited October 18, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
I heard on the weather channel that hell is freezing over, so when's our date?  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
Damn browser [This message has been edited by ajc (edited October 18, 2000).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
quote: Oh no another "Friends" freak... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 565 |
For all of you Bro's from da How YA doin school of pick up lines heres a site for yousss.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1257 |
nice shoes.... wanna fuck? and for the person who said drop the zero and get wit da hero... horrible. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 495 |
I never used this before, but I will someday: "Hi, I think you're a pretty girl, and I was wondering if you'd go out with me for a coffee or something..." ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 807 |
say hi, start talking, get a little play, just a little I just met her, I never meet te easy girls, well I did once. Exchange numbers, give her my email address I use for friends, [email protected], and I never here from them again, I don't get it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 173 |
Would you like to come back to my 3 million dollar apartment? It really works when I say it from my roommates Lamborghini. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
"I can lick my eyebrows." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
"I'm hung like a bull with a brick tied to my dick" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
"Baby..are you ok.....cause I know it had to hurt when you fell from heaven" The cheesier the lines the better...takes a man with big cahones to come up to a girl and say something so cheesie | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
"Would you like to have sex?" Girl obviously says "NO!" "Well, will you at least hold still while I do?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
"They say steriods can cause testicular shrinkage, but I don't think thats true... do these look small to you?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
I must be in heaven because you're definetly an angel. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 591 |
No one has said this one yet, I don't think.... "You have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen in my life!" ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
Fitnes1- That's way too polite and mushy...J/K LOL | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1595 |
somebody said this the other day but i liked it: "wanna go do what im gonna say we did anyway?"... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 591 |
ajc - you're right, it's a mushy line.....wonder why so many people use it? LOL ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
Hey fitnes1...What if I add my own little twist? "You sure have beautiful eyes. Your tits and ass ain't too bad either." ------------------ Visit my website (free of all Musclehedz pictures) at http://profiles.elitefitness.com | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1149 |
ajc...ahhh...you do have a sensative side | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 591 |
ajc - well, that's an even better compliment isn't it?! Oh, we're all supposed to be talking about pick-up lines, aren't we? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
I thought it would be a very good compliment to make a lasting first impression. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 591 |
Yes, it does. ------------------ |
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