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 I had less sex this weekend then ya all put together;)
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| Author | Topic: I had less sex this weekend then ya all put together;) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Just thought I'd share my pain with ya all      | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3329 |
What pain, you could have it in heartbeat if you wanted it. I on the other hand am too old for such youngen play. So, I got you beat by at least a half a year. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1800 |
Don't feel too bad...I met a girl at a club the other night...Things were looking good and then we had to leave to take a friend to the ER. This 140lb wannabe bodybuilder friend of ours literally got his teeth knocked out for talking trash to some guy...Our little buddy got a little too cocky being with the big boys...He just forgot that we were all out on the dance floor when he started talking shit. So I got to watch this stupid ass get stitches instead of getting my groove on...Not my idea of a good time. ------------------ Visit my website (free of all Musclehedz pictures) at http://profiles.elitefitness.com | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
How about those ER nurses...they've been up for like what 24 hours straight, eating cheesy poffs...they were probably ripe for the pickin | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1800 |
My little buddy looked like sloth from the Goonies after getting the shit knocked out of him. I wasn't even thinking about sex at that point...but I did go eat though! LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
Food over sex...hmmm....nahh....I love food...but not that much | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1800 |
quote: You have to remember, I was looking at a beat up guy, a fat nurse and the rest of my guy friends. Food was a much better choice than sex with any of the above. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 117 |
Got you all beat by 18 years of nothing | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 949 |
Let your fingers do the walking Shag. There nothing sexier than when a girl mastubates. Except for 2 girl 1 guy threesomes of course- | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
aUSTIN....thats nothing sugar...try having it on a regular basis and then going cold turkey...you don't miss what you haven't had as much as what you have has that is PAIN  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Shag, you can always flick the bean and pretend! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
Mr.T...how do fit in all those people and the gold chains??? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
ajc...."baby....ruth"...but can you do the truffle shuffle my little chunk | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1800 |
Shagwell...He really looked like Sloth...I was a little tipsy at the time, so I couldn't stop myself from pointing that out to everyone else. Truffle Shuffle? NO...Just bulking...If I could do the truffle shuffle, I'd be getting some clenbuterol and T3 ASAP. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 487 |
I had less sex than you. Zero. But I don't mind... ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1006 |
quote: You could have it in a heart beat if you wanted it too...so whats stoping you? Perhaps the same thing that stops me....I NEED more then just some action from some random guy in heat....I need whip cream and handcuffs...just kidding | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Yeah probably Shags. And im with u guys about not sleeping around with just anybody, specially with what out there nowadays | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3220 |
i got you all beaten by 22 years..so there ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 569 |
" HEY YOU GUYS!!!!! "...as yelled by Sloth from Goonies | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1031 |
Shagwell you made me laugh! Cheesy Poofs! That was really funny! Cartman is my hero! |
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