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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
Frogs had wings they'd get a little bat-pussy once in a while! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 192 |
you really want that 1000 post mark don't you?? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
... everyone in china jumped up and down all at once, a tidalwave would hit SanFrancisco. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3205 |
what have i told you about drinking and logging on here??? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 16 |
I was blind, I wouldnt be able to see. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 619 |
if i fucked a dog, that would make me a DOG-FUCKER!!!!
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
... you cross a rhino with a bumble bee you would get a bumbrino a large bee with a big horn that can fly with but shouldn't be able to. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 618 |
I RALPHED ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE ALLEY BEHIND A BAR LAST NIGHT ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 618 |
THEN I RINSED MY MOUTH OUT. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 618 |
THEN I HEAVED AGAIN. DAMN.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
I did that once! Projectile heaving right onto the wall, splattered all over about ten people. Laugh now fuckers!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1014 |
DO YOU THINK ELVIS WAS AS CUTE AS PEOPLE BACK THEN THOUGHT HE WAS?WOULD HE BE CUTE NOW?IF SO WHY? ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.
I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT....... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
Did you know that Elvis is related to queen Elizabeth. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 169 |
wodin, that shit about the tidal wave reminds me of something i saw in a tabloid. all of china was going to jump up and down at the same time to throw the world off its orbit and axis. so america was supposed to jump to counteract it... god damn people pay for those (i read it in line at the store) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 211 |
I see people buying them when I'm at work and to top it off they pay for them w/ a credit card. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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