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 If you Could Bitch Slap ANyone...
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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anyone at all, who would it be?      | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 348 |
anna nicole smith | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1519 |
myself, cause im the sexiest nastiest bitch you will ever meet... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 140 |
Jenny Trautman, my X-GF, who now lives with my X-best friend. I dream about bitch slapping her. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 668 |
Al Sharpton | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1036 |
I would slap that Booty, and this one and that one too, also the one right over there. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
big rick rock is in a state of booty overload...you'll be allright...deep breaths, stretch the pimp hand... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
big tick tock. a big cyber bitchslap- if the mofo wasnt on a proxy id storm his ass. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
Where is my money B***h, h* I will drag yo a$$ off this coner if you don't start producing. Make sure you run up to them cars and get them dates before the next h* does. Gimme my Money B**** >slap< >Slap< ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
Pimps up h*s down, if that B**** can't swim then she is bound to Drizownm! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
I really wanna Slap the taste out of SmallBoy's mouth. you are in NY right?? what part, time for a road trip. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
WHo would you pistol whip? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1778 |
Agent Shagwell...I know you're wanting someone to say they'd choose to slap Shagwell's ass. LOL ------------------ Visit my website (free of all Musclehedz pictures) at http://profiles.elitefitness.com | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
somebody done gone Keyboard Krazy again...smallboy...why the drama kid?... you fuckin with some grown men up in hee-yaa... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
Hes gonna make me losse my mind, up in here up in here, he gonna make me go all out , up in here up in here, hes gonna make me Slap the fool up in here up in here. He gonna make me loose my cool, up in here up in here | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
grown men without half the knowledge i have. time for a mailbomb. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
LOL LOL LOL Grow the Phuck up smallboy, what are you trying to prove??? are you that immature that you would commit a crime, for what?? for chat room trash talking?? be a man, If I had dissed: special_bill or Rotten or Havoc, they would have came back at me like real men, dissing. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
dumb flick flock...if u didnt see the sarcasm in saying im gonna send a mailbomb, youre more of a fool than i thought. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
Thats how I like it, come on gime your best shot, SB. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
naw guy- i missed that day of "weak ass bullshit you think is sarcasm" class...school me... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 433 |
Now ,now children... anyway, I would smack 'ole Rosie O'Donnel! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
Give the boy a chance bill, he is still going thru, "cyber puberty", he'll learn. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
ajc...nahh sugar...you slap me I;ll be slappin you back...I actually first wrot eth topic to see if you could hit anyone...famous...convicted...etc...who would you hit...I chose bitch slapped because I would be the bitch slapping them...but I guess it was misunderstood...its all good though | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 668 |
Is Mike Quinn too washed up to get one?? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
yo, the shit im on has me more hostile than the middle east.... im so hard i flexed the man of the horse on my polo shirt... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1778 |
Well in that case, I'd slap just about anyone on the Jerry Springer show (including Jerry). | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
Weapon X..not as washed up at Testiverde is...but he'll be bitch slapped enough after we get him on Monday baby (unless the punk ass is still injured)  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 668 |
I'd like to start a campaign to bitch-slap Klinton/Gore. Including HILLARY! and Chelsea and Tipper. And Buddy. And Reno. And Schumer. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 260 |
Bin Laden. then he'd bomb my family. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1003 |
Both my cottage-cheese assed, hatin' sisters-in-law and all of their flabby, over-processed 80's hairdo-ed, cheap wine w/an ice cube floatin' in it hatin' friends that stare me down at every family party. Other than that, nobody...'cause I'm a lover not a hater ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
bikinimom- it is always okay to hate on the tasteless....that is what they are there for.... "more ice for your white zin, sugar?" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 587 |
I WOULD HAVE TO PICK RONNIE COLEMAN.... (lol) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
Bikinimom....they are just jealous.....don't slap them...then again I hate lazy fat people that look at you and think you get in shape because you were "born with good genes"...my ass.....then they complain and whine as they shove those chees poofs in their face and ass indents the couch....I changed my mine...SLAP AWAY MOM | ||
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Moderator
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Shit I've never even heard of wine from a box until I went to my nephews' last bday party! Brotha Silly Bill....I would pay money just to hear the comments you would make watchin' all of these people for an afternoon. All those mean, nasty mothafuckers starin and making stupid-ass comments about topics tbey know NOTHING about! I'll give you an example: while everyone is chowing down on gobs of cake and goodies poor little dieting me is asking if I can just smell something sweet, y'know get a coupla big breaths to fill my nose and mouth to satisfy my desire and feel like I'm "included", my one bichster-in-law asks, "You can still have fruit, right?" (as if I would have a fucking bowl of fruit over a gallon of ice cream, anyway!) the answer, "No." So it's time for my next meal and I whip out the closest thing to a cheat I can have - a protein bar - and they decend like fucking buzzards on a carcass, snatch up the wrapper and say, "Oh....8g of fat?!....Do you really want to eat ALL THAT FAT in one sitting?!" I'm like - OK, Could you possibly get that white sweatshirt to fit more snugly around your black stretch-pant covered ass ('cause black is SUCH a slimming color!)? Um - you could do your wash on my abs and YOU are giving nutritional advice to ME? Don't EVEN get me started! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
lol....I love it when fat people give nutritional advice....If they are really pissing me off I usuall will say (as nicely as possible of course) so thats the diet you follow? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
Al Gore | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1003 |
Shagwell - you callin' my bitchsters-in-law fat?! They prefer the term "Big-boned" tee-hee ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1036 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 939 |
My bad...or perhaphs a glandular problem.....low thyroid levels........ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1003 |
Ya think some DNP might help them out? :0 ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 10 |
Gore | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 856 |
leather? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 992 |
I don't bitch slap, I am wodin, God of Gods I bring forth the hell fire of my host and put some serious ass kicken pain into the mother fuckers life! It would be Arnold, Just for sport! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 122 |
I WOULD OPEN PALM BITCH SLAP THE GUY WITH THE BLACK HAIR THAT HOST'S THE SHOW LOVELINE ON MTV, THAT FUCK WITH THE ANNOYING SMIRK ON HIS FACE. THEN I'D DRAG HIS ASS OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS SAY UP IN ALASKA AND STRAP THE MUT TO A TREE NAKED AND POUR HONEY ALL OVER HIM AND LEAVE HIM FOR THE BEARS! DAMN THAT WOULD SUCK! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
1. Anna Nicole Smith 2. her mullet-headed son 3. Rosie O'Donnel 4. Eminem 5. Chuck Knoblauch (actually, all the NY Yankees) 6. Dennis Rodman 7. Carmen Electra (then after I slap her I'd do her) 8. That kid from The Sixth Sense 9. Ronnie Coleman 10. Sammy Sosa (McGwire's the man!) 11. All the retarded ugly back-up dancers for Christina Aguilera--ESPECIALLY the one who's dating her! That's MY woman...er, girl... 12. Robin Williams 13. Ruthie from the Real World Hawaii 14. Melissa (i think that's her name...the ethnic chick) from the Real World New Orleans 15. Carson Daly | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 39 |
THAT LAST BITCH SLAP COST ME MY JOB! BUT THATS OK IM SURE MY EX BOSS HAS NEW UNDERSTANDING ON HOW TO TREAT HIS EMPLOYEE"S
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 630 |
1. Al Sharpton 2. Deion Sanders 3. Whoopie Goldberg 4. Al Gore 5. N-Sync/Backstreet members 6. Judge Judy 7. Art Man--that guy on E!, the "search party" show 8. Jessie Jackson 9. Montell Williams 10. Keith Olberman 11. All the US olympians who gave America more of a bad name by showboating, I mean hey, congradulations on the medal, but show some fucking class. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Hillary Clinton and her crappy hubby. And while I am at it Tipper Gore and her worthless hubby. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2704 |
Child Molesters.......God, how I hate them!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
Anyone who has a smart mouth,yeah that's my answer. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 659 |
Janet Reno: Number one because she's an ugly bitch and lousy at her job. Number two: she's a cunt. Joseph Biden: The Delaware senator (Democrap) who was instrumental in getting steroids scheduled as controlled substances with his outright lies about exaggerated health risks and the ever dreaded "ROID RAGE". This jerkoff gets two bitch slaps and a kick to the nuts. |
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