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JohnnyO

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posted October 11, 2000 10:13 PM

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http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/101100/second_coming.sml


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Monster

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posted October 11, 2000 10:22 PM

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That my friend, is fucked up!

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JohnnyO

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posted October 11, 2000 10:25 PM

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i agree.. that's the strangest thing i read this month.


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Monster

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posted October 11, 2000 10:27 PM

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Its interesting, though. But kind of bordering on "crackpot". Ut the whole idea is intriguing. Not really because of Jesus or anything, but its an intriguing notion...

[This message has been edited by Monster (edited October 11, 2000).]


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted October 11, 2000 11:16 PM

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IF WE CLONED HIM YOU WOULD SEE HE WAS JUST A SIMPLE MAN.A CARPENTER WITH A LUST FOR POWER WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF DEATHS.I DONT GET IT.SOME OF YOU RANK THIS GUY AT THE TOP OF THE PEDESTAL,WHILE HITLER AT THE BOTTOM.WHEN IN FACT JESUS SHOULD BE RANKED BELOW HITLER.

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Monster

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posted October 11, 2000 11:23 PM

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I agree. The cloning aspect is whats interesting, not the person. Christians think the whole world is Christian anyway, so they cant possibly see anyone thinking different than them...


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pauly

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posted October 11, 2000 11:51 PM

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I DON'T want to turn this into a theological thread but these guys are fucked up.

-For those who believe in God "..do you think he'd allow Himself to be cloned?" I DON'T think so!

-For those that don't -- Cloning would be cool for growing bodyparts (for transplants and such) but once they start cloning people, that will mark the beginning of the downfall of human society!

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted October 11, 2000 11:53 PM

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HAHAHA THIS COMING FROM A GUY WITH TWO SKELETONS BUTT FUCKING.......YOU GUYS NEVER CEASE TO AMUSE ME.

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Natymike

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posted October 12, 2000 12:59 AM

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HAHAHAHAH PAULY, THATS fucking hilarious


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WODIN

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posted October 12, 2000 06:28 AM

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Steel I think you are way off base here. Jesus did not personally go out and kill anyone, all the guy did was say that the establihsed methods of reaching God were fucked up and needed to be changed. That everyone should have love in there heart.

Many a man has come after him and caused great harm, death and destruction in the Lord name.. This is only an excuse used by weak men who could not come to terms with their own blood lust.

Hitler on the other hand was a psychotic saddistic prick who would just as soon kill everyone he didn't like or thought was genetically infererior.

Hitler was directly responsible for his own actions. Jeseus was in no way responsible for the actions of other men. And don't pull out the devine intervention argument because that eliminates your free will to chose. You do want to be able to chose your own path in life don't you?


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted October 12, 2000 09:10 AM

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HITLER HIMSELF DIDNT KILL ANYONE.SURE MANY PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE THEY FOUGHT FOR HIM,BUT HOW MANY MORE DIED FIGHTING IN THE NAME OF JESUS.REMEBER THE CRUSADES?HOW ABOUT THE IMPRISONMENT OF AFRICA DURING EXPANSIONISM BY THE BRITISH?ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

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mightydog

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posted October 12, 2000 09:17 AM

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The only reason they did it in the name of Jesus was because the perpitrators needed to conjure some justification for what they did. Satan appears as an angel of light.


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special_bill

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posted October 12, 2000 10:02 AM

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hehehe....steel beast is funny

DO YOU THINK IF THEY CLONED JESUS HE WOULD BE LIKE A RAP SUPERSTAR OR SOMETHING...HE COULD BE CALLED "VANILLA JESUS"...


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WODIN

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posted October 12, 2000 10:16 AM

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Yes beast I understand your point. However, Hitler did encourange, promote, establish means and laydown the ground work for the slaughter of millions of people. He was totally into the killing and destruction.

Jesus on the other hand just went around saying "Hey lets just get along." As MightyDog states, the English used this as an excuse nothing more.



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Mr H

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posted October 12, 2000 11:06 AM

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The funny thing about this is if they do clone Jesus- they're admitting that science makes man and not God.


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ZEUS13NJ

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posted October 12, 2000 11:08 AM

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THEN WHO WILL GOD BE IF WE CLONE HIM? JUST A REGULAR PERSON? HMMMMMMM ZEUS.


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JustinM

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posted October 12, 2000 07:35 PM

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A) THAT IS FUCKED UP
B) HIS DIET AND ROUTINE OBVIOSLY SUCKS BECAUSE HE IS UNDERWEIGHT


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RippedNBuff

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posted October 12, 2000 07:44 PM

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OMG, Vanilla Jesus... LOL


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ANACONDA

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posted October 12, 2000 07:47 PM

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I AM SURE THE MAN HIMSELF WILL LET US KNOW EXACTLY HOW HE FEELS ABOUT IT....
SOON PERHAPS.....
VERY SOON!


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Rex37

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posted October 12, 2000 10:29 PM

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Thats fucked up to the 3rd degree. Damn someone, God or some die hard Christian is gonna go nuts and on a murderous rampage killing all those involved and some innocent people as well.

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al bundy

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posted October 13, 2000 12:00 AM

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the man himself wouldn't allow it. its kinda like those movies that mess around with god and stuff like dogma and play it to the bone. they involve some weird crap and it blows up in their face any how if they did really clone jesus don;t you think that there would be some lee harvey oswalds around. and Science really gets outrageous sometimes. a lot is true but some is just so weird. I just saw some program a few weeks back about a new theory on evolution. and the day a human is cloned is also the beginning of the end.

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted October 13, 2000 12:13 AM

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WE CAN CLONE WHATEVER WE WANT TO,WHENEVER WE WANT TO JESUS,PRESIDENT CLINTON,THERON,YOUR MOM.IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NO "ENTITY" WILL STOP US.BECASUE MAN CREATED GOD TO EXPLAIN QUESTIONS.NOW THAT WE HAVE ANSWERS GOD IS A SHAM.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.


HEY ITS THERON!!!!!!! LETS KILL HIM!

I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT.......


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decibel

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posted October 13, 2000 12:11 PM

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i saw jesus walking around the supermarket once..


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