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 a guy with one testicle
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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would he have the same amount of test in his body? have you ever heard of this? dogs have neuticles can people too? i heard hitler had just one... i also have read that its kinda common.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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we had a guy ih high school..total hotty but had to get one of his testicles removed for some medical reason...his name was bobby...we called him one ball bobby....  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1224 |
Did you check it out yourself ShaG? | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1251 |
the other one will compensate. i have a cousin that had one removed when he was a baby because it didn't descend (or something like that)... he's normal in everyway. He got an implant at 18 so it would look like everyone elses. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 878 |
Unfortunately never got the chance...I WAS too shy  But he looked like a 2 baller | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 533 |
Hehehehe testicle implants hehehehehehehehe....do the do this for cosmetic reasons as well? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1251 |
Frackal my cousin DID do that for cosmetic reasons.. the implant is some type of plastic if I remember. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 533 |
No I'm saying that say I want bigger balls just for the hell of it, could I get some? Not that I would though, but I just think it's a funny concept. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 878 |
Just think Frackel...you could be the 8 ball wonder......I don't think having greater than 2 would get the girlies...but I'm just one small voice of the female population so what do I know....go for it Frackel | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
well, could you imagine how tough it would be to tell a girl your getting close with that you only had one testicle??? i mean, god damn, it could control someones dating life and more importantly their sex life. plus, could you imagine the ridicule you would get if people found out?? i mean, ask one ball bobby. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 878 |
One ball bobby got plenty...don't you worry madbommer...he was a hottie....I don't think women would be to harsh on a one baller...I think guys would be harsher....as for women I think the main concern is regarding the twig...not the berries | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 850 |
I have it from a VERY good source that Tim Couch has one nut... Puc ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
so guys, would you be harsh??? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 459 |
I wonder if I could get a third one? To give me the appearance of extra virility... it would go nicely with my third nipple!  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 878 |
lol...I thought you just had a one eyed monster | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 945 |
In college, at WVU, one of the guys on our football team had a ball busted in practice. Talk about screaming! We got him a nice T-Shirt that said "I've Got Ball!" Huge block print and Blue & Gold of course. Get this his nickname was woody! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1020 |
Hitler had one ball and he took on the whole world. I guess that means it won't fuck with your test levels. I read where they preserved Napolean's pecker and its only an inch long. He was a bad mofo too. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I guess thats why they were so mean and anger all the time | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 835 |
I though this was gonna be a story. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 465 |
Napoleans dick was not one inch, that sucker was huge. Just like Rasputin who was known in Russia for having the Dick of Death. Very big, and it supposingly had holy magical powers. If you had a headache or toothache, he would fuck you and if the pain didn't go away, you were executed as you were decided to be condemned and possessed by evil forces. When Rasputin was murdered they cut his dick off just to make sure he was dead. He was poisoned and when it was not working fast enough (he only fell asleep) they shot him 7 times (7 was the lucky number), stabbed him multiple times in the heart and face, lynched him for 3 hours and he was still alive and struggling, so they cut his dick off, tied him up, set him on fire and let him burn for an hour and then threw him into a frozen river where he sank to the bottom. He was found the next morning in a ditch beside the road, he had freed himself from the ropes, climbed out of the pond and went to sleep. So they just cut his head off. No joke, dude was one bad ass. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
TRUE STORY EH? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1020 |
The "Book of List" says Napolean's dick was one inch, I swear! Its either version one or two. I remeber reading about it in high school because everyone was raising such a stink about it. His wife even devorsed him. Thats another true fact. Then the poor small dick bastard tried to take over Europe. Napolean is a one incher!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 465 |
She divorced him because the MOFO had syphilis or gono, that is what led to his early demise. He was well hung, check the references at the Vanderbilt House should you ever go, they alos have the table that Napoleans heart laid upon for two days after doctors removed it from his body. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1020 |
Are you talking about Napolean Bonapart or Napolean the third? I did reseach on him and discovered that although not totally conclusive, died of a stomach ailment and or arsinic poisoning. If you go to the "Book of List" it will give you the run down on his tiny dick. Napolean Bonapart that is. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 133 |
Ya think my nut sack has too much TEST!!  Lick my nut sack!!! LOL [This message has been edited by FreakMonster (edited October 12, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
SO, THATS TESTICULAR CANCER EH? | ||
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Novice 
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I actually had to have a testicle removed when i was in high school. It was either surgery or cancer. At first it was pretty traumatizing,but as time went on i got used to it.I never noticed anything different except one side of my sack is a little lighter than the other and yes...i've probably heard every joke there is. As far as women go...i just never said anything and most didn't ask. It's actually not as bad as it sounds when you look at the alternatives. |
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