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Checkmatebloated

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1201
From:Mesquite, Tx
Registered: Mar 2000

posted October 10, 2000 08:18 PM

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> > > > Language is open to interpretation, as evidenced
> > > > by this useful translation service:
> > > >
> > > > THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> > > > female: Any part under a car�s hood.
> > > > male: The strap fastener on a woman�s bra.
> > > >
> > > > VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> > > > female: Fully opening up one�s self emotionally to another.
> > > > male: Playing baseball without a cup.
> > > >
> > > > COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> > > > female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
> > > > with one�s partner.
> > > > male: Scratching out a note before taking off for a
> > > > weekend with the boys.
> > > >
> > > > BUTT (but) n.
> > > > female: The body part that every item of clothing
> > > > makes �look bigger.�
> > > > male: What you slap when someone�s scored a
> > > > touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
> > > >
> > > > COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> > > > female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
> > > > male: A second date with the same woman.
> > > >
> > > > ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> > > > female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
> > > > male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
> > > >
> > > > FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> > > > female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
> > > > male: An endless source of entertainment, self-
> > > > expression and male bonding.
> > > >
> > > > MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> > > > female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
> > > > can achieve.
> > > > male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end
> > > > up in bed.
> > > >
> > > > REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> > > > female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> > > > male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
> > > > every three minutes.
> > > >
> > > > LIVING TOGETHER n.
> > > > female: A three month trial period before the official
> > > > engagement, necessary for the male to save
> > > > the money for an engagement ring.
> > > > male: An indeterminable period of time, providing free
> > > > sex, maid and chef services without the need
> > > > of those pesky frequent showers or expensive dates.
>
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THE STEEL BEAST

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 905
From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted October 10, 2000 10:25 PM

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WHICH DO YOU PREFER AND WHY? SUBMARINES OR TUGBOATS.I LIKE TUGBOATS BECAUSE THEY ARE STRONG AND CAN PULL BIGGER SHIPS.SUBMARINES ARE COOL TOO THOUGH.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.

HEY ITS THERON!!!!!!! LETS KILL HIM!

Monster

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 443
From:Michigan, USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 10, 2000 10:30 PM

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Heh heh, steel beast, thats the best Theron Ive ever heard...

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