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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and > thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see > the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. > > "What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by > saying, "Let me Give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "I sure do." > "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the > professor."That's real good!" says the redneck. > > The professor continues, "Logic will also Tell me that since you have a > yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, Amazin'!" > > "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." > "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" > > The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a > wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the > professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing > I > ever heard! I cain't wait to take that llogic class!!" > > The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back > into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes are > ya > takin'?" asks the friend. "Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first > redneck. > "What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend. > > "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" asked the > first redneck. "No," his friend replied. > > "Fag." >     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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haha took me a while to get but i got it! ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
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Got it! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 82 |
dont make fun of us unless your sure you can take us! mikeCSA , and in case your wondering what the C.S.A. stands for=Confederate States of America. yep them were the good ole days | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 364 |
scary | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3129 |
I am sure. I also think it stinks that they are making you take down the Confederate Flag. The civil war was not really about slavery at all, but about commerce among other things. Of course that is not the popular pc version of history. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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The winners of all wars write the history books. Making slavery look like it was the main cause helped the north justify. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 307 |
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK... IF YOU EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND A CAR. IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL BECAUSE YOUR IN THE SAME GRADE. if you ever been to drunk to fish. if someone asks to see your i.d. and you show them your beltbuckle. if you ever financed a tattoo..(3 more payments and this son of a gun is mine!!) if you go to the family reunion to meet women if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull you pants up!! YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!! ------------------ |
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