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Checkmatebloated

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Posts: 1181
From:Mesquite, Tx
Registered: Mar 2000

posted October 09, 2000 05:56 PM

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> > >>: 21 Reasons the English Language is Hard to Learn
> > >>:
> > >>: 1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
> > >>: 2. The farm was used to produce produce.
> > >>: 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
> > >>: 4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
> > >>: 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
> > >>: 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
> > >>: 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time
to
> > >>: present the present.
> > >>: 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
> > >>: 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
> > >>: 10. I did not object to the object.
> > >>: 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
> > >>: 12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
> > >>: 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
> > >>: 14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
> > >>: 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
> > >>: 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> > >>: 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> > >>: 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
> > >>: 19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
> > >>: 20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> > >>: 21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


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ANACONDA

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Posts: 379
From:yer nightmares
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 09, 2000 05:57 PM

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HEE-HEEE---DAMN, NOW YOU CONFUSED ME.


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