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> > HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE > > > > 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at > > passing cars to see if they slow down. > > > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don�t disguise your voice.) > > > > 3) Insist that your e:mail address be: > > [email protected] > > > > 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > > fries with that. > > > > 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized > > chair dancing. > > > > 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it �IN�. > > > > 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. > > > > 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > > gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > > > 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write �for sexual favors.� > > > > 10) Reply to everything someone says with, �That�s what you think.� > > > > 11) Finish all your sentences with �In accordance with the prophecy�. > > > > 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level > > lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it > > that way. > > > > 13) dontuseanypunctuationorspaces > > > > 14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > > > 15) Ask people what sex they are. > > > > 16) Specify that your drive-through order is �to go�. > > > > 17) Sing along at the opera. > > > > 18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don�t rhyme. > > > > 19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same > > outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is > > especially effective > > if your boss is the opposite gender.) > > > > 20) Send e:mail to the rest of the company to tell them where > > you�re going. > > For example: If anyone needs me, I�ll be in the bathroom. > > > > 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. > > > > 22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can�t attend their > > party because you�re not in the mood. > > > > 23) Hum when you ride an elevator.     |
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