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 ELITE BETWEEN THE SHEETS
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Guru 
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Took a girl out on Saturday night, it was our first date, 1 hour into the date and 2 bowls later she was already on my nut sack. We went to eat, she was asking me to kiss her and shit in front of everyone(keep in mind she is basically a stranger to me, I dont know her from a can of paint), anyway she is touching me at the table and shit and kissing here and there and all of a sudden I was like what am I doing with this girl, this isnt fun, its too easy and makes her look bad in my book. Anyway we start the usual empty bullshitting about each other and I dont remember one damn thing she said about herself so me being high and had just downed 2 Negra Modelos I start becoming the rude and inconsiderate havoc that I am known to be at certain instances and I just start asking her these ridiculous questions, it was kind of funny, she was talking about her dad and shit and I was like "hey have you ever been with a woman" she was like what the fuck and started to get pissed and of course I played it off and then she admitted she had a 2 year relationship with a girl, again she starts talking about another family member and I was like " hey do you shave your cuchita" she was stunned, "you sure do change the subject alot" she said, I didnt answer I go into another question " what color lingerie do you have, baby blue would look great on you" , thanks she says I have a dark green one at the house, havoc-"can I see it", sure, knew it was on like a pound of neck bones from this point, I was like " waiter solamente la cuenta" and he gave me the check and we bounced with the quickness, went back to her place, I was horny as hell and it took me like 4 minutes(what a pathetic performance) then I snuck around to my cell and pushed this button that makes the ringer go off and was like" what he is in jail, damn I will be right there" she is like " is everything ok" yes I said I must get to my friend(thinking of a name) Berry(who the fuck is berry?), anyway left her campsite and ashamed that I let that women see me naked, she didnt deserve it but I was thinking with the wrong head once again, I need some readjustment. Got in the car , smoked a bowl and drove to the house, went to sleep after a 70 gram protein shake to replenish my lost protein. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 298 |
So did you get to see the lingerie or not | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2008 |
Yeah , looked good, she was like I am going to change out of this, I was like no problem, she came out about 3 minutes later with a dark green see through type short dress with a dark green bra and thong, looked good ,she has real dark skin(venezuelan), nice contrast. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1212 |
Havoc is a real man ya know most guys would just be braggin that they got a piece of ass.....Havoc is beginning to realize that Sex isn't everything.Its so much more Special with someone you really care for..... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2008 |
Actually Slick I have realized this for a long time but temptation is a motherfucker but it wont happen again, I have taken a personal act of celibacy , hopefully I can do this but only time will reveal. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 944 |
I would have loved to have had meaningless sex with some various bimbos that I don't give a fuck about and bragged about it, but I have a girlfriend and had to settle for shooting a few loads in her direction. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
I'M BALD! Lots of lip/bag smacking next weekend!! WOOOHOOO! ------------------ quote: | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
Good post Havoc. I got mine this weekend. It was mine and my girls birthdays on Sunday so we hung out all weekend and fucked non stop. Last night was the best though. I had some 1,4 butendiol and we both took a little. 30 mins later I was hittin that raw dog from behind for what seemed like a few minutes but we ended up goin for a couple hours. Best sex I've had in a long time. Hope everyone else had fun too! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 170 |
ended up particippating in a big PDA(public display of affection), after spending a whole day in the sun drinking, we went out to the local club, being a sunday night the upstairs area was closed of so we went up and got a BJ that lasted 30 minutes all so, not being a selfish type i had her take her pants off so i could give her a good finger, an awesome time looking over a packed club, thinking they couldnt see me, however when we came back down we got a cheer from some groups and a few others came up to us later and made a few comments...but it was all well worth it!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 843 |
NOTHIN! NADA! ROTTEN Probably had a better weekend with granny and I was stingin his ass on friday for his misfortunes! Shit serves me right! It was a weird weekend....thats all! | ||
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Johnny had TWO threeways, one fri and one sat. The fri one was "experimental" for me with the girls I met last weekend.. I'll elaborate if anyone wants details.. the sat one was much more conventional (for me anyway) and I'm sure no one wants to hear about that .. except for Shagwell. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2008 |
Whoa, wait a second, Johnny O first of all when do you train arms this week? Second, introduce me to these girls, and I want details, did you bust with the girls? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1380 |
excellent post havoc this weekend i had a date with a very cute tri-delt from a certain neigboring state's college....i will explain the weirdness shortly...friday night went well...she came over and i cracked open a bottle of ferrari carono chard...we didn't even make it to the club...just banging...i had one glass of wine since im on a cycle and wanted to be safe...she accused me of taking something to make it "so big" (swear to god)....i laid her on her stomach and did the oral attack from the rear...she is one of those lucky girls who can have multiple-get offs (that or she is epileptic)...i put in work, wrapped it up, and quickly raised up and buried that thang to the hilt...she cried out in surprise and pain...we finish up...and god bless her, she didnt even spend the night...(i cant sleep with randoms next to me)... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1212 |
i want to hear JohnnyO | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1380 |
i do too...it might alleviate some of my pain... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1212 |
damn Special Bill... you was whimpin out? did you CuM? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2008 |
Special bill, started out eating it from the back, thats the shit homes, that is the fucking best, sorry but I love that position, you get to check it all out, Ok I will shut up. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 881 |
This past weekend I shared Many many moments of bliss and ecstacy, with 3 diferent female partners. I had know two of these ladies from my days as a Student, while the third ladie I don't even remenber her name. I normaly do not seek nor enjoy sexual intercource with multiple partners, but since I got "Played" by my Ex-G last week, I felt that retaliation and self enjoyment was in order. Thank you all for your kind words in my time of need.
quote: And thank you my home girl: Slickassbiatch for your words of encouragement, you can be sure I took your advice. over and over and over again. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1380 |
yeah havoc, it's the only way to fly....and slick, yeah i came...i got kinda numb after awhile... BRR, details my brother... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1206 |
no arms this week.. the biking to Dallas on Thursday. Ok, you all might remember I got some play from this lesbian couple at Richs last weekend, however I only got a phone number since my lover was pissed at me. So Thursday I make plans to ditch Gab friday night.. I meet his "fag hag" friend Donna and give her $100 to take him out after work, and then go to Some after hours so in that way he won't be back until 7am or something... Donna finds Gab incredibly attraactive so she's delighted at I won't be around them to interfer with her plans (whever those are) So with them out the way the girls are free to come over on Fri. It was kind cold, so I fire up the heater on the hotub, and we get in with a bottle of champagne (thanks benny!).. while we are drinking we are all sort of playing footsies and flirting.. small talk.. nothing serious.. I question them about "why me".. and they say they don't do this very often but Sarah thought I was cute.. ok.. and with that they both lean forward and all three of "kiss". Ok, I'm a little sauced by now, and I try to relax and not be nervous by this, but my backyard is not that seculded and I want to go inside, so I try to get them out of the tub, but Sarah pulls down my trunks and starts going down on me, then they both do at the same time. Ok we have to get inside, so I pull them up after a bit and dry off and fall into bed. Ok, we kiss and stuff, and cloths finish coming off, and Sarah is pushing my shoulders down like she wants me to go down on her.. ok.. I don't want to seem like a total fool to them (because I'm sure they are very good at this sort of thing) so I sort of forcebly pull Janey down with me and shove her face in there and watch her do it. I copy exactly what Janey does.. (i was a little concerned I would lose the erection but i didn't) .. I also spell my name (thanks benny!) .. that goes on for a bit until I grab the condoms and took turns sticking in both of them, and then settled on coming with Sarah since she was a little more into me than Janey. It took forever, like forty minutes or so. Afterwards we got dressed, I asked them if they were going out Saturday, they didn't know, and I said I would call them. I guess that's about it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1380 |
gay men have all the fun...that was awesome... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 881 |
That was very lucky of you to have shared such wonderful time with these fine ladies. My best to you Brother JonnyO. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2008 |
Lucky bitch. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1206 |
Richs? I hear Thurday nights are the best as that's "bi" night however I work Friday mornings so I've never been on a Thursday. I met them on a Saturday night, and there are about 90% guys in there. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1119 |
WODIN I'm glad you got nada, serves you right. My weekend sucked ass. Started off with Grandma showing up Friday night, parking her fat ass on MY couch that I kick back on and relax. We had just got thru eating, it was cold as Slick's coochie so I took a shower to relax and warm up. Got out and got into my jammies with the feet and was ready to kick back and watch THE GREEN MILE. Grandma decided she needed a few more fat rolls and wanted Taco Bell. Guess who was volunteered to get it for her. Yep, warm comfortable Rotten gets to get dressed, get in the cold Jeep and get lardass some Taco Bell. Drove to Taco Bell, waited in line with all the drunk and stoned fuckers with the munchies, drove home to watch my movie. Walk in and fucking ERIN BROKOVITCH, a fucking chick flick was playing. Grandma had taken over my spot, my GF had taken the other couch, and her son had taken the big comfey chair. So I gave Grandma her food and a shovel so she could get it down fast enough, and screwed around for awhile on the puter. I had to play lumberjack the next morning for my father who likes to have a fireplace going but would probably kill himself if he tried to do it himself, so I went to bed. Woke up on Saturday, got my GFs son ready to go, cause he is a good kid and likes to help out. He and I got the wood, loaded it up, hauled it back, unloaded it and stacked it for my father. Well I did anyway, he's six and carried about five sticks and decided he wanted to play. So I busted my ass doing that from 8AM to about 3PM. We had to go to my GFs stepdads birthday so I didn't get time to relax. We got back to my house, cleaned up, changed, and left again. It was pretty cool over there. We ate well, sat around and bullshitted. My GFs mom told me that my GF had called and wasn't going to be able to make it to the party. Fat Grandma had invited people over to stay the night at my house and she had to run home and let them in. I WAS FUCKING PISSED! I called my GF, and we got into a fight about it, she said that I didn't respect her family and I said her family didn't respect me thinking my house is a hotel, yada yada yada. My night was ruined, I had a house full of loud Italians, and I was tired beyond belief. Thank God for GHB. I took a dose, and was out like a light. Woke up to a trashed house, a sink full of dirty dishes, wrappers from candybars Grandma had left fucking everywhere, and about 10 glasses with just a little bit of milk in the bottom. Grandma was drinking milk and would use a glass, forget it, and start a new one. Plus there was banana peels all over the kitchen, cause I guess no one knows what a fucking trash can is in their family. Finally everyone left about noon Sunday, no one bothered to clean up after themselves so I spent my last day off playing hotel maid. There is no food, a pile of towels and blankets in the laundry,and so many dirty dished that they fill up both sides of the sink and most of the countertop. So I had a wonderful weekend. I am so glad I get to come to work after such a relaxing two days. I got to work to find a note saying my Great Aunt needs me to hang up 5 or 6 mirrors for her ASAP (cause old people don't have lives and they think you shouldn't have one either) and my fathe needs me to help pull out some stumps from some trees my mom decided she didn't want anymore. "You don't have anything going this week right?" No ma, besides taking care of things around my house, taking care of my GFs kid, and trying to go to the gym four times a week. I've got all the time in the world, who needs to sleep. So in other words to answer the topic, Rotten got nothing! Cleaner, I need to borrow one of your guns to shoot myself. Thanks bro! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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My friend had a little kickback at his apt. So my friends (who have known me forever) and my girlfriend (who has known me just as long - even though we have only been 'seeing each other' for about a year) are all just chillin. My friends get a little drunk and first of let me tell you some quick history - in high school/college I got with many of her friends - we werent together or anythign at the time just good friends - but I ran through her whole click basically, nothing serious relationship wise just hookin up. My gf is trying to hook my buddy up with this girl I had a thing with (just sex-no feelings at all) now my gf knows that I have been with alot of her friends - but this is all ancient history, she didn't think that my friends knew (how would they not - they have known me forever) welp my buddy says something to the effect of "damn you mean lisa? slopain the same lisa you..." welp that wasnt so bad but she got visible uncomfortable - then he fixes it by saying "no dont get mad or anything I mean hes been with all your friends (knew he fucked up) no thats not what I meant - I was trying to see if it was the same lisa he hooked up with or the other lisa" Welp my buddy stuck a foot in his mouoth kept makin it worse - Im cool about it but my gf has her head in my lap and starts crying and shit - I really dont understand why. All that crap happened so long ago and of course my homies would know cuz they were with me when alot of it happened. Makes it worse is I got a hotel room for us that night and she just kept losing it all night. Fucked up my sleep and my weekend (I dont really get much of a chance to kick it anymore). In the morning she was better and guilty - but damn she was like temporary insane for about 6 hours. Why do they do that? as far as between the sheets - its all with the gf so Im not sure if it counts. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1070 |
Special Bill... I said 10 minutes your first couple of times....pay attention man... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1380 |
sky, you know how it is with you cyber hoes, i dont even pay attention to what you type...i just sit there and nod my head, "uh sure, right, that's great"... hehehe...im paying for it now...i get to go back to the gym in a few minutes and get laughed at by the desk girl... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1119 |
Isn't that normal for you Bill? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Poor lobster Billy....serves you right you pervert | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
HAHHAHAHAHHAHH - Rotten, I knew it ws going to be bad!!!!! Oh man, I didn't have any idea how bad. No way man your not getting off by shooting yourself - we got a party to pull off yet. Man why can't I be JohnnyO!!! Hey wahts the O stand for? Wait maybe I don't want to know. Well after 14 years it was just good clean fun at my house and did we have some. Why do I love to 69 so much!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
WELL I GOT NO PLAY THIS WEEKEND ..BUT I FEEL GOOD CAUSE I GAVE A BROTHER A HELPING HAND ..SO IM COOL PEACE KB ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 422 |
I had one of lifes more embarrassing moments..deca/primo cycle in progress 6 weeks in...me a cutie after 3 beers, had 2 more over the next two hours and took her home...we started fooling but mr happy needed a rest every 2 minutes...can u say deca dick or maybe just the beer and being...fuckin eh..I could not get off...be careful on your cycles guys...I took some clomid and hope things normalize... funny thing, the girl thought it was her and now she is hell bent on making me cum...weird stuff. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 357 |
Met a girl this weekend....fucked her ass!!! Wait wrong topic board, looking for elite between the cheeks. ------------------ |
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