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 Hormone Hostage....Ladies if can expand the list please do!
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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HORMONE HOSTAGE! Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1977 |
DANGEROUS: You havent put on your make up yet? SAFE: That base looks good. SAFER: Can I help you put your eye shadow on? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 68 |
DANGEROUS: you need to lose some weight SAFER: have you put on some weight? SAFEST: you aint fat, Baby.....
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 651 |
SAFEST FOR ALL SITUATIONS: "Baby you look sooo good I wanna kiss you and love you and shag you and......or if you want me to leave you alone I will anxiously await for the chance to get near you my shaggedelic goddess  " ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 883 |
I'm gonna let you single brothas in on THE SINGLE-MOST important piece of information that you will EVER need in order to have a harmonious relationship with any female EVER....ESPECIALLY in a marital relationship. Two words: YES, DEAR! (and smile when you say it.) ------------------ |
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